And manlet

Faustian Man is clean-shaven.

wow, it's already happening here.
you'll only get fire, not thrown in jail... yet https://pilotonline.com/news/nation-world/virginia/article_1e8375f4-f974-11e8-8aaf-7fee37353297.html?fbclid=IwAR1SIY2_k8ikLdTUCN-z8KhDwJPERI4lmIFF2o7bcinf_-3i-iFxD-_Eeys

>doorbell rings

>7 packages outside

I love you guys

clean shaven augustus and the 1950s > neckbeard nero and late antiquity beards

Imagine thinking the 1950s was peak aesthetic

Hot take: Clean shaven is an effort to look youthful and boyish

Imagine being able to actually name the period that was 😏

1890s

Sike, 1670s

men grow beards, boys can't

@⚡Clark⚡ No, I'm saying there's *definitely* a time that had peak optics, but it shall remain unnamed, lol.

Ahh @Bjorn - MD 😏

I can grow an okay beard, but I just hate the ugly, itchy phase one has to go throw to get there, and I'm not vain enough to maintain it for long.

It’s all about the mustache lifestyle

Peak aesthetics

Rarely seen anyone rock the 'stache quite like Selleck:

Opens general

Shirtless Selleck

<:deye:359010025223618570>

Lol

call me weird, but beards > mustaches

Y'all are seriously amazing

I almost started crying lol

Teal carseat 🔥

Teal and grey

There's a tiny bit of white on it

IE baby

We were thinking about getting IE baby merch. There was quite a baby boom about a month ago.

Or maybe 2 months. Just about 9 months after New Years lol.

Can't wait for yours to get here Sam!

Your gift

“I am the Reaction”

Was gonna say let me know if it fits, but then I realized ya know like. Little dude is still in his cozy bachelor pad.

Goals ^^

20,000 Jesus

That rat and a dindu who wins the lottery have a lot in common