Message from @Putt Putt

Discord ID: 775374468188733441


2020-11-08 20:49:44 UTC  

She be like, "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" 🤣 🤣 🤣

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/775099759555379200/Screenshot_20201108-154755_Facebook.jpg

2020-11-08 23:16:35 UTC  

What do you call an angry father's mood? A dad-itude.

2020-11-09 00:50:48 UTC  

You can put that in #lame-not-funny-jokes

2020-11-09 00:52:12 UTC  

After you

2020-11-09 01:59:09 UTC  

Descendants of the man who wrote "The Raven" and descendants of the brothers who invented the airplane decided to have a trivia competition. The outcome was a draw: the teams finished with a score of 20-20. They tried to break the tie with a singing competition, with one team singing "YMCA" and the other singing "Despacito", but the audience vote was again a tie. The conclusion? ||Poe kids are just as bright and just as talented as Wright kids.||

2020-11-09 02:17:32 UTC  

*groans* That is a good one!

2020-11-09 02:36:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/775186950948126750/20201025_044338.jpg

2020-11-09 02:36:20 UTC  

Pretty sure they'd taste better baked

2020-11-09 03:12:53 UTC  

Guns don't kill people; Chuck Norris does.

2020-11-09 03:13:55 UTC  

When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, France surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

2020-11-09 03:14:21 UTC  

Chuck Norris can eat just *one* Lay's potato chip.

2020-11-09 03:15:26 UTC  

Chuck Norris never hides; he only seeks.

2020-11-09 03:15:50 UTC  

Chuck Norris is so smart, Stephen Hawking stood up to bow down to him.

2020-11-09 03:16:02 UTC  

(I'll limit it to five a day.)

2020-11-09 03:56:54 UTC  

Didn't realize we're living in the year 2012.

2020-11-09 05:12:33 UTC  

Chuck Norris was born May 10 1940. The Germans surrendered May 8 May 1945

2020-11-09 05:12:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/775226316643237918/image0.png

2020-11-09 05:51:38 UTC  

Chuck norris has been exposed to the coronavirus,

The virus is now in quarentine for two weeks

2020-11-09 07:10:50 UTC  

This just in- In an expected turn of events, Independent candidate Chuck Norris just won the election by a landslide. And he has chosen Donald J Trump as his Vice President. After the Supreme Court ruling, Chuck Norris was discovered to be the the true elected presidential candidate

2020-11-09 11:55:25 UTC  

**The White House is now ForBiden**

2020-11-09 15:01:18 UTC  

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

2020-11-09 15:15:35 UTC  

> **The White House is now ForBiden**
@PeayeS not yet, thing can still change =/

2020-11-09 17:25:41 UTC  

Meepling, that's the joke.

2020-11-09 17:28:45 UTC  

Also, "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."

2020-11-09 18:35:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/775428379050115102/image0000019.jpg

2020-11-10 04:02:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/775571108761436171/SmartSelect_20201109-230212_Instagram.jpg

2020-11-10 06:32:34 UTC  

Did you hear that wolves, foxes, coyotes, jackals, and dholes formed their own nation? The national anthem is “||O Canidae||”.

2020-11-10 16:05:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/775753006796767252/image0.jpg

2020-11-10 17:41:26 UTC  

What’s green and has wheels?

2020-11-10 17:41:43 UTC  

||Grass I lied about the wheels||

2020-11-10 17:41:57 UTC  

What’s a vampire favorite desert?

2020-11-10 17:42:08 UTC  

||Nothing they don’t exist ||

2020-11-10 17:42:27 UTC  

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

2020-11-10 17:42:40 UTC  

||Because they are dead.||

2020-11-10 19:15:09 UTC  

*writes down name on watchlist*

2020-11-10 19:41:04 UTC  

*Finds watchlist and scribbles over name*

2020-11-10 21:57:59 UTC  

.ban <@!513383276459851776>

2020-11-10 21:58:31 UTC  

*Oh my goodness....*
Ok

2020-11-11 01:17:16 UTC  

Not sure if this a dad joke but..