Message from @ChristianChicken1089

Discord ID: 775807259208450110


2020-11-09 05:51:38 UTC  

Chuck norris has been exposed to the coronavirus,

The virus is now in quarentine for two weeks

2020-11-09 07:10:50 UTC  

This just in- In an expected turn of events, Independent candidate Chuck Norris just won the election by a landslide. And he has chosen Donald J Trump as his Vice President. After the Supreme Court ruling, Chuck Norris was discovered to be the the true elected presidential candidate

2020-11-09 11:55:25 UTC  

**The White House is now ForBiden**

2020-11-09 15:01:18 UTC  

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

2020-11-09 15:15:35 UTC  

> **The White House is now ForBiden**
@PeayeS not yet, thing can still change =/

2020-11-09 17:25:41 UTC  

Meepling, that's the joke.

2020-11-09 17:28:45 UTC  

Also, "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."

2020-11-09 18:35:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/775428379050115102/image0000019.jpg

2020-11-10 04:02:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/775571108761436171/SmartSelect_20201109-230212_Instagram.jpg

2020-11-10 06:32:34 UTC  

Did you hear that wolves, foxes, coyotes, jackals, and dholes formed their own nation? The national anthem is “||O Canidae||”.

2020-11-10 16:05:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/775753006796767252/image0.jpg

2020-11-10 17:41:26 UTC  

What’s green and has wheels?

2020-11-10 17:41:43 UTC  

||Grass I lied about the wheels||

2020-11-10 17:41:57 UTC  

What’s a vampire favorite desert?

2020-11-10 17:42:08 UTC  

||Nothing they don’t exist ||

2020-11-10 17:42:27 UTC  

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

2020-11-10 17:42:40 UTC  

||Because they are dead.||

2020-11-10 19:15:09 UTC  

*writes down name on watchlist*

2020-11-10 19:41:04 UTC  

*Finds watchlist and scribbles over name*

2020-11-10 21:57:59 UTC  

.ban <@!513383276459851776>

2020-11-10 21:58:31 UTC  

*Oh my goodness....*
Ok

2020-11-11 01:17:16 UTC  

Not sure if this a dad joke but..

2020-11-11 01:17:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/775891912883961886/IMG_20201110_191602.jpg

2020-11-11 01:48:32 UTC  

Very much a dad joke lol

2020-11-11 03:24:36 UTC  

That is a high ranking dad joke at that

2020-11-11 04:21:14 UTC  

When Trump took over office from Obama
||Orange is the new Black||

2020-11-11 05:27:54 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-11-11 11:06:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/776040213310210058/image00000015.jpg

2020-11-11 11:08:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/776040687266299924/20201111_030721.jpg

2020-11-11 15:30:23 UTC  

What did Biden say to the hair stylist? ||Comb on, man!||

2020-11-11 15:36:20 UTC  

Ah

2020-11-11 15:38:00 UTC  

Ah

2020-11-11 15:38:04 UTC  

Choo!

2020-11-11 17:02:15 UTC  

bless you

2020-11-11 17:12:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/776132242484363274/Screenshot_20201111-091214_Gallery.jpg

2020-11-11 17:51:33 UTC  

Thank you

2020-11-11 18:09:46 UTC  

Maybe the orange juice just needs to concentrate harder.

2020-11-11 18:10:58 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-11-11 18:16:47 UTC  

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris punched his way out at birth. Hence the term "C-section".