Chuck norris has been exposed to the coronavirus,

The virus is now in quarentine for two weeks

This just in- In an expected turn of events, Independent candidate Chuck Norris just won the election by a landslide. And he has chosen Donald J Trump as his Vice President. After the Supreme Court ruling, Chuck Norris was discovered to be the the true elected presidential candidate

**The White House is now ForBiden**

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

> **The White House is now ForBiden**
@PeayeS not yet, thing can still change =/

Meepling, that's the joke.

Also, "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/341615076761010176/769174411936006164/c23c742d-2bb9-4999-936d-14cc2c5db5bf.jpg

Did you hear that wolves, foxes, coyotes, jackals, and dholes formed their own nation? The national anthem is “||O Canidae||”.

What’s green and has wheels?

||Grass I lied about the wheels||

What’s a vampire favorite desert?

||Nothing they don’t exist ||

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

||Because they are dead.||

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

*writes down name on watchlist*

*Finds watchlist and scribbles over name*

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*Oh my goodness....*
Ok

Not sure if this a dad joke but..

Very much a dad joke lol

That is a high ranking dad joke at that

When Trump took over office from Obama
||Orange is the new Black||

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What did Biden say to the hair stylist? ||Comb on, man!||

Ah

Ah

Choo!

bless you

Thank you

Maybe the orange juice just needs to concentrate harder.

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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris punched his way out at birth. Hence the term "C-section".