Message from @ChristianChicken1089
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Chuck norris has been exposed to the coronavirus,
The virus is now in quarentine for two weeks
This just in- In an expected turn of events, Independent candidate Chuck Norris just won the election by a landslide. And he has chosen Donald J Trump as his Vice President. After the Supreme Court ruling, Chuck Norris was discovered to be the the true elected presidential candidate
**The White House is now ForBiden**
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
> **The White House is now ForBiden**
@PeayeS not yet, thing can still change =/
Meepling, that's the joke.
Also, "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."
Did you hear that wolves, foxes, coyotes, jackals, and dholes formed their own nation? The national anthem is “||O Canidae||”.
What’s green and has wheels?
||Grass I lied about the wheels||
What’s a vampire favorite desert?
||Nothing they don’t exist ||
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
||Because they are dead.||
*writes down name on watchlist*
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*Oh my goodness....*
Ok
Not sure if this a dad joke but..
Very much a dad joke lol
That is a high ranking dad joke at that
When Trump took over office from Obama
||Orange is the new Black||
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What did Biden say to the hair stylist? ||Comb on, man!||
Ah
Ah
Choo!
bless you
Thank you
Maybe the orange juice just needs to concentrate harder.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris punched his way out at birth. Hence the term "C-section".