Message from @DeButcher
Discord ID: 775891915233034260
> **The White House is now ForBiden**
@PeayeS not yet, thing can still change =/
Meepling, that's the joke.
Also, "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."
Did you hear that wolves, foxes, coyotes, jackals, and dholes formed their own nation? The national anthem is “||O Canidae||”.
What’s green and has wheels?
||Grass I lied about the wheels||
What’s a vampire favorite desert?
||Nothing they don’t exist ||
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
||Because they are dead.||
*writes down name on watchlist*
*Finds watchlist and scribbles over name*
.ban <@!513383276459851776>
*Oh my goodness....*
Ok
Not sure if this a dad joke but..
Very much a dad joke lol
That is a high ranking dad joke at that
When Trump took over office from Obama
||Orange is the new Black||
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What did Biden say to the hair stylist? ||Comb on, man!||
Ah
Ah
Choo!
bless you
Thank you
Maybe the orange juice just needs to concentrate harder.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris punched his way out at birth. Hence the term "C-section".
Chuck Norris can fit five billiard balls in his mouth.
Chuck Norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast, and shits out masterpieces.
Ever see the Grand Canyon? Chuck Norris had nothing to do with it, he just went there once on a family vacation.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German airplane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "BANG!"