||A Hindenbird||

> One bird cannot be colourful but toocan
@Kingjim69 Owl try not to hold that against you, even as fowl as that joke was.

when is a door not a door? When it is ajar

when does a joke become a dad joke

when it becomes apparent

I took you seriously for a second

but I was mistaken

When you water water, it grows

@thedozybull how do you repaint a hamster <a:spinthink:726881208377671741>

with a paintbrush?

@SnowWhite❄ I dunno......

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

(compliments to my 6 yr. old brother)

I thought this was called dad jokes, not 6 year old jokes smh. what has this channel come to? @TheCraziestOregonian

🤣

sorry I deserve to be banned

what do you call a camel with three humps?

your mom

Pregnant

so I was correct

wait
a double hunchbacked pregnant woman
also known as
your mom

ok I'll leave bye

Smh

Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”
||It’s less hassle.||

Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
||Because their pecker is on their face.||

Have you ever smelled moth balls before?

||How do you get their little legs apart?||

Tyler Zed just got a corporate sponsorship from a home improvement store! His next video will be titled ||"You Laugh, You Lowe's"||.

I was gonna do a dad joke but I dont like cheese

What do Eskimos use for flooring in their igloos?

Berber

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck; if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
||He can cut a quarter of a cord of conifer; if given a quarter for every cord he cut.||

I went to a sporting goods store in their camping section and asked them if they carry powdered water. Then I asked what do I add?

<a:avegetalaugh:696856819330711692>

I can read your mind. You're thinking of the number 4.
||At least, now you are.||

@mathgrant that one got me good. I love it

a blind man walks into a bar.
and a table. and a chair.

> a blind man walks into a bar.
> and a table. and a chair.
@Taternater74 I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw