Message from @JDCREW
Discord ID: 777956626212061186
a blind man walked into a bar.....Then a table, and a chair.
a dead man votes for obama..... Then hillary, and biden.
LMAO
One bird cannot be colourful but toocan
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
|| Because if it had 4 doors it would be called a chicken sedan ||
Whats the best thing about dating a homeless person?
|| you can drop them off anywhere ||
What do you call a Phoenix in Germany?
||A Hindenbird||
> One bird cannot be colourful but toocan
@Kingjim69 Owl try not to hold that against you, even as fowl as that joke was.
when is a door not a door? When it is ajar
when does a joke become a dad joke
when it becomes apparent
I took you seriously for a second
but I was mistaken
When you water water, it grows
@thedozybull how do you repaint a hamster <a:spinthink:726881208377671741>
@SnowWhite❄ I dunno......
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
(compliments to my 6 yr. old brother)
I thought this was called dad jokes, not 6 year old jokes smh. what has this channel come to? @TheCraziestOregonian
🤣
sorry I deserve to be banned
what do you call a camel with three humps?
your mom
Pregnant
so I was correct
wait
a double hunchbacked pregnant woman
also known as
your mom
ok I'll leave bye
Smh
Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”
||It’s less hassle.||
Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
||Because their pecker is on their face.||
Have you ever smelled moth balls before?
||How do you get their little legs apart?||
Tyler Zed just got a corporate sponsorship from a home improvement store! His next video will be titled ||"You Laugh, You Lowe's"||.
I was gonna do a dad joke but I dont like cheese
What do Eskimos use for flooring in their igloos?