i should have jellyied the door closed

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a few years ago I went to a dive bar and after a few beers I had to use the bathroom. While standing at the urinal someone had wrote something on the wall at eye level. It said "wanna here a joke?" then just below that read "the joke is in your hand"

a blind man walked into a bar.....Then a table, and a chair.

a dead man votes for obama..... Then hillary, and biden.

LMAO

One bird cannot be colourful but toocan

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
|| Because if it had 4 doors it would be called a chicken sedan ||

Whats the best thing about dating a homeless person?
|| you can drop them off anywhere ||

What do you call a Phoenix in Germany?

||A Hindenbird||

> One bird cannot be colourful but toocan
@Kingjim69 Owl try not to hold that against you, even as fowl as that joke was.

when is a door not a door? When it is ajar

when does a joke become a dad joke

when it becomes apparent

I took you seriously for a second

but I was mistaken

When you water water, it grows

@thedozybull how do you repaint a hamster <a:spinthink:726881208377671741>

with a paintbrush?

@SnowWhite❄ I dunno......

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

(compliments to my 6 yr. old brother)

I thought this was called dad jokes, not 6 year old jokes smh. what has this channel come to? @TheCraziestOregonian

🤣

sorry I deserve to be banned

what do you call a camel with three humps?

your mom

Pregnant

so I was correct

wait
a double hunchbacked pregnant woman
also known as
your mom

ok I'll leave bye

Smh

Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”
||It’s less hassle.||

Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
||Because their pecker is on their face.||

Have you ever smelled moth balls before?

||How do you get their little legs apart?||