Message from @Knotty

Discord ID: 778272941162364968


2020-11-16 18:43:11 UTC  

sorry I deserve to be banned

2020-11-16 18:43:39 UTC  

what do you call a camel with three humps?

2020-11-16 18:45:05 UTC  

your mom

2020-11-16 18:45:17 UTC  

Pregnant

2020-11-16 18:45:54 UTC  

so I was correct

2020-11-16 18:46:22 UTC  

wait
a double hunchbacked pregnant woman
also known as
your mom

2020-11-16 18:46:27 UTC  

ok I'll leave bye

2020-11-16 18:48:15 UTC  

Smh

2020-11-16 19:01:50 UTC  

Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”
||It’s less hassle.||

2020-11-16 19:03:48 UTC  

Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
||Because their pecker is on their face.||

2020-11-16 20:35:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/777995277893763092/Screenshot_20201116-143451_Instagram.jpg

2020-11-16 21:57:09 UTC  

Have you ever smelled moth balls before?

||How do you get their little legs apart?||

2020-11-16 22:42:52 UTC  

Tyler Zed just got a corporate sponsorship from a home improvement store! His next video will be titled ||"You Laugh, You Lowe's"||.

2020-11-17 04:29:53 UTC  

I was gonna do a dad joke but I dont like cheese

2020-11-17 05:33:53 UTC  

What do Eskimos use for flooring in their igloos?

2020-11-17 05:34:05 UTC  

Berber

2020-11-17 06:22:39 UTC  

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck; if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
||He can cut a quarter of a cord of conifer; if given a quarter for every cord he cut.||

2020-11-17 07:07:19 UTC  

I went to a sporting goods store in their camping section and asked them if they carry powdered water. Then I asked what do I add?

2020-11-17 07:51:44 UTC  

<a:avegetalaugh:696856819330711692>

2020-11-17 08:03:18 UTC  

I can read your mind. You're thinking of the number 4.
||At least, now you are.||

2020-11-17 14:58:48 UTC  

@mathgrant that one got me good. I love it

2020-11-17 15:35:22 UTC  

a blind man walks into a bar.
and a table. and a chair.

2020-11-17 16:00:03 UTC  

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2020-11-17 16:13:47 UTC  

> a blind man walks into a bar.
> and a table. and a chair.
@Taternater74 I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw

2020-11-17 17:10:58 UTC  

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2020-11-17 18:27:33 UTC  

What's an astronaut's favorite bar

2020-11-17 18:27:37 UTC  

A space bar

2020-11-17 18:27:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/778325574883737620/download.jpeg

2020-11-17 20:06:36 UTC  

I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian Roulette.

2020-11-17 20:06:37 UTC  

It went in one ear and out the other.

2020-11-17 22:46:51 UTC  

```I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.```

2020-11-17 22:54:57 UTC  

i was playing a video game and then i clicked and it all happened

2020-11-18 01:53:48 UTC  

Do you know why Scottish people call it a kilt?

||Because they kilt the last man who called it a skirt!||

2020-11-18 03:47:20 UTC  

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2020-11-18 03:52:22 UTC  

<a:facepalm:622499503643295765>

2020-11-18 04:17:04 UTC  

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom ||because he was ugly,fat,and nobody liked him||

2020-11-18 04:19:29 UTC  

want to hear a dirty joke?

2020-11-18 04:19:59 UTC  

A pig fell in the mud

2020-11-18 04:20:12 UTC  

want to hear a clean joke?

2020-11-18 04:20:18 UTC  

the pig took a bath

2020-11-18 04:27:30 UTC  

wanna hear another dirty joke?
That pigs bathwater is now sold on the internet and people buy it