sorry I deserve to be banned

what do you call a camel with three humps?

your mom

Pregnant

so I was correct

wait
a double hunchbacked pregnant woman
also known as
your mom

ok I'll leave bye

Smh

Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”
||It’s less hassle.||

Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
||Because their pecker is on their face.||

Have you ever smelled moth balls before?

||How do you get their little legs apart?||

Tyler Zed just got a corporate sponsorship from a home improvement store! His next video will be titled ||"You Laugh, You Lowe's"||.

I was gonna do a dad joke but I dont like cheese

What do Eskimos use for flooring in their igloos?

Berber

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck; if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
||He can cut a quarter of a cord of conifer; if given a quarter for every cord he cut.||

I went to a sporting goods store in their camping section and asked them if they carry powdered water. Then I asked what do I add?

<a:avegetalaugh:696856819330711692>

I can read your mind. You're thinking of the number 4.
||At least, now you are.||

@mathgrant that one got me good. I love it

a blind man walks into a bar.
and a table. and a chair.

> a blind man walks into a bar.
> and a table. and a chair.
@Taternater74 I see said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw

What's an astronaut's favorite bar

A space bar

I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian Roulette.

It went in one ear and out the other.

```I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.```

i was playing a video game and then i clicked and it all happened

Do you know why Scottish people call it a kilt?

||Because they kilt the last man who called it a skirt!||

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom ||because he was ugly,fat,and nobody liked him||

want to hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud

want to hear a clean joke?

the pig took a bath

wanna hear another dirty joke?
That pigs bathwater is now sold on the internet and people buy it