Message from @✨Ducati✨

Discord ID: 779068690393464872


2020-11-18 13:25:44 UTC  

Two men walk into a bar, ||the third one ducks.||

2020-11-18 20:55:32 UTC  

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.

2020-11-18 21:48:40 UTC  

A dyslexic man walks into the rab

2020-11-18 23:24:30 UTC  

(Disclaimer! This joke is just wrong!) I got into a big argument with my girlfriend and she broke up with me!.........So I stole her wheelchair.........And guess who came crawling back to me?

2020-11-18 23:55:48 UTC  

A disabled man rolls up to the bar...

2020-11-19 00:19:32 UTC  

@RGval Your girlfriend broke up during an argument? She doesn’t have a backbone...

2020-11-19 01:41:01 UTC  

Ah man keep those deck pics coming <:benSmirk:748215108781473823>

2020-11-19 04:27:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/778838895902195712/FB_IMG_1605462882014.jpg

2020-11-19 04:35:13 UTC  

That is souper cool

2020-11-19 04:41:36 UTC  

Lol

2020-11-19 05:02:42 UTC  

Is that a Ford or Chevy?
||Depends on the spoonful||

2020-11-19 05:45:08 UTC  

I have a deck pic

2020-11-19 14:18:18 UTC  

Pls tell me where’s that emoji at

2020-11-19 15:49:43 UTC  

Ha

2020-11-19 16:02:09 UTC  

Ha

2020-11-19 17:24:52 UTC  

Ha

2020-11-19 19:39:47 UTC  

What emoji? @✨Ducati✨

2020-11-19 19:40:50 UTC  

The one where he slapped his face

2020-11-19 19:47:26 UTC  

Join a discord that has that emote

2020-11-19 19:47:50 UTC  

...and pay for Nitro cuz its animated.

2020-11-19 21:14:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/779092348797452288/Screenshot_20201119-151351_Discord.jpg

2020-11-19 21:19:35 UTC  

Alcohol Abuse

2020-11-19 21:47:07 UTC  

Anheuser-Busch knows how to meme

2020-11-19 23:17:01 UTC  

Did you all hear that the police caught the Energizer bunny, they charged him with battery

2020-11-19 23:23:18 UTC  

wow

2020-11-19 23:23:24 UTC  

that was painful

2020-11-20 00:00:18 UTC  

no it was electrifying

2020-11-20 00:24:40 UTC  

And shocking

2020-11-20 00:33:38 UTC  

Sounds like current events to me

2020-11-20 00:37:04 UTC  

Oh gosh

2020-11-20 00:37:08 UTC  

This is pain

2020-11-20 00:37:11 UTC  

Lol

2020-11-20 00:41:30 UTC  

Can't help it if I'm wired for making puns.

2020-11-20 01:34:23 UTC  

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk

2020-11-20 02:01:15 UTC  

what do you call a cow with no legs?

2020-11-20 02:01:16 UTC  

ground beef

2020-11-20 02:30:23 UTC  

Your mom

2020-11-20 03:10:01 UTC  

Booo