Message from @BAM'erica
Discord ID: 787181243019689984
*Deep Sigh*
🙂
My dad bought a chameleon, my mom didn't approve, but my dad said he'd blend right in
Hi Smokie
I’m stealing that one.
I’ll take it by *force* if I must.
I’ll be a star in the war
Did you hear about the cat who wrote a novel? She called it romeow and Juliette
what do you call a hospital that cares for citrus fruits
lemon*aid*
You're getting a blow up doll?
Why does Waldo wear stripes? ||He doesn't want to be spotted.||
What is the difference between a bomb and feminist?
||A bomb achieve something when triggered.||
Feminists also have a shorter fuse
damn
you roasted them so well done even famished people don't wanna chew on that
lmaooo
yep
yessir
What did the salted peanut say to the unsalted peanut... I’ve been asalted
Can I send this joke to a friend?
Bill Clinton: Walks down the stairs from Air Force 1, with a pig under each arm.
Secret Service Agent: "Nice pigs, sir."
Clinton: "Thanks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
SS Agent: "Good trade, sir."
yes ofc
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...go stand in the corner.
Holy cheese Smokie is alive!
Nice to see you Smokie lol
This joke left me a little sour dough. No really. I'm feeling a bit rye over it.
I didn't know that joke was still in circulation. It's still cool, though.
This joke needs to go to the Civillian Camping Grounds, so it can get some In-Tent Civ Care.
How do you milk sheep? - release another iPhone
Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary.... If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere