Message from @OMGDwayne

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2018-12-08 05:05:12 UTC  

@VinceChaos I thought IE members had to have souls.

2018-12-08 05:05:30 UTC  

not a requirement no @Goldstein Riots

2018-12-08 05:05:35 UTC  

@OMGDwayne sounds like something my father would say

2018-12-08 05:05:43 UTC  

😂

2018-12-08 05:06:42 UTC  

stop it with the ginger talk. redheads have souls

2018-12-08 05:07:06 UTC  

In fact, their souls are the purest kind.

2018-12-08 05:07:15 UTC  

@Rabbidsith no hard R pls its ginga

2018-12-08 05:07:22 UTC  

k

2018-12-08 05:07:25 UTC  

gibba*

2018-12-08 05:07:34 UTC  

lol

2018-12-08 05:07:41 UTC  

redheads only have souls if you see freckels...

2018-12-08 05:07:55 UTC  

and those are all stolen

2018-12-08 05:08:27 UTC  

amalgamation of souls, certified unpure

2018-12-08 05:08:38 UTC  

@ThisIsChris You're one a them street urchins from the lower east side ain't ya? Stole your computer I'll bet. Nightmares about big Irish cops. "What's this then laddo? A knife? A gun is it? Well boyo, I'll just keep ahold uh this and you run along now."

2018-12-08 05:09:00 UTC  
2018-12-08 05:09:13 UTC  

Redheads have northern souls.

2018-12-08 05:09:15 UTC  

I'd like to sit around a fire and watch Dwayne whittle while telling stories

2018-12-08 05:09:22 UTC  

>northern
>soul

2018-12-08 05:09:32 UTC  

pure european

2018-12-08 05:09:45 UTC  

@OMGDwayne I'm only 1/8th Irish, but I won't tell ya the rest because it's even more damning

2018-12-08 05:09:49 UTC  

I don't whittle. Hands too shaky. You fellas need to feel sorry for me.

2018-12-08 05:10:21 UTC  

Ableism ftw

2018-12-08 05:10:24 UTC  

@Aaron O'regan Is a redhead. and he has a soul greater than most men that I know.

2018-12-08 05:10:37 UTC  

i wonder who he had to steal it from

2018-12-08 05:10:40 UTC  

no one

2018-12-08 05:10:54 UTC  

poor chap he stole it from must have been a great fella

2018-12-08 05:10:57 UTC  

It's his own.

2018-12-08 05:11:59 UTC  

no joke some people took that seriously after watching the south park episode. i had many people at school (middle school? late elementary school?) joke with me about all the ginger jokes and thats cool its hilarious. but then a handful had a serious problem with me after that. i was honestly astounded anyone would take it seriously. i was like when does the joke end

2018-12-08 05:12:04 UTC  

The chad ginger...

2018-12-08 05:12:25 UTC  

I could tell you fellas the funniest joke you've ever heard. But it would take 15 or more minutes. I heard it from my old Uncle Snake. He was was born in 1905, and was a very frightening man. But we listened carefully to everything he said because you DID NOT want him to repeat anything.

2018-12-08 05:12:30 UTC  

@VinceChaos the joke ends when the g*nger returns all the stolen souls of course

2018-12-08 05:12:36 UTC  

fun fact there is no redhead emoji

2018-12-08 05:12:44 UTC  

we are oppressed

2018-12-08 05:12:51 UTC  

there is literally a devil emoji, what're you talking about

2018-12-08 05:13:02 UTC  

that's because redheads are too perfect to reproduce on digital art

2018-12-08 05:13:05 UTC  

theres a clown too so theres that

2018-12-08 05:13:31 UTC  

You guys are brutal

2018-12-08 05:13:37 UTC  

I found it:

2018-12-08 05:13:50 UTC  

You can't see it because Gingers are a conspiracy theory

2018-12-08 05:14:01 UTC  

They don't actually exist

2018-12-08 05:14:10 UTC  

Sure a little bit of Heaven fell from out the sky one day
and it nestled in the ocean in a place so far away
and when the angels found it sure it looked so sweet and fair
they said suppose we leave it for it lookes so peaceful there

So they sprinkled it with stardust just to make the shamorcks grow
it's the only place you'll find them no matter where you go
then they darted it with silver just to make the lakes look grand
and when they had it finsihed sure they called it Ireland