Message from @Phillip Wiglesworth - FL

Discord ID: 521460681455697950


2018-12-09 22:48:47 UTC  

like, wouldn't it be easier to just name your kid what you'll actually call them?

2018-12-09 22:49:30 UTC  
2018-12-09 22:50:30 UTC  

While I get the whole familial names thing that this lady is going for. That is just a dumb name.

2018-12-09 22:50:55 UTC  

Like just pick some Biblical names and use them too much or something. Its not that hard.

2018-12-09 22:51:31 UTC  

Sometimes I read baby name websites for fun and they suggest a lot of retarded names

2018-12-09 22:52:10 UTC  

My best friend and her sister ONLY have a first name and last name. No middle name. Just keep this stuff simple, ffs.

2018-12-09 22:52:18 UTC  

Even if you look at the most recent list of most popular names there's some pretty weird stuff in the top 100

2018-12-09 22:53:35 UTC  

@Reinhard Wolff it is! been having a pretty great weekend, but monday is grind time for finals

2018-12-09 22:54:16 UTC  

I'm going to name my son Jack because it's the most popular name in Ireland. And I'll go down the list for all the boys I might have

2018-12-09 22:54:41 UTC  

these get really weird

2018-12-09 22:54:59 UTC  

Why don't you do like the loyal Indians do and name him after the king of England you traitor! @Sacramento

2018-12-09 22:55:32 UTC  

Fuck England

2018-12-09 22:55:58 UTC  

I'm going to have 4 kids: Patrick, Casey, Jared, and Taylor

2018-12-09 22:56:05 UTC  

LOL

2018-12-09 22:56:21 UTC  

Lmfao the potato

2018-12-09 22:56:46 UTC  

oh and the autistic twins, Richard and Spencer

2018-12-09 22:57:28 UTC  

@Jacob Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl

2018-12-09 22:58:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/521460648266170368/image0.png

2018-12-09 22:58:34 UTC  

@Jacob What about the redheaded stepchild...Evan?

2018-12-09 22:59:02 UTC  

DAS RIGHT LADDY

2018-12-09 22:59:51 UTC  

🇮🇪

2018-12-09 23:00:09 UTC  

As crazy and narcissistic as that expecting mother is, I like her drive regarding family names.

2018-12-09 23:00:22 UTC  

Do not forget the lapdog Greg

2018-12-09 23:00:30 UTC  

Powerful clans are an achievable dream

2018-12-09 23:01:04 UTC  

Titles and professions aren't first names tho

2018-12-09 23:01:30 UTC  

Imma name my baby Lance Corporal

2018-12-09 23:02:10 UTC  

You think that's bad? I met a guy named Caveman Justis once.

2018-12-09 23:02:24 UTC  

I once knew a dude who changed his name...true story, I shit you not...to: Lord Sir Guy.

We liked to tease him that he was so unsure of his sexuality, he had to remind himself thrice.

2018-12-09 23:02:36 UTC  

fuck it I'm just gonna name my kid "Identitarian Activist"

2018-12-09 23:02:59 UTC  

Does anyone know why some european countries used professions for surnames while others used regions?

2018-12-09 23:03:28 UTC  

don't they generally use both?

2018-12-09 23:04:00 UTC  

then there's my last name, which doesn't mean anything

2018-12-09 23:04:24 UTC  

@Goose Bcause they just used to have one name, and they all knew each other by "William [the] Miller", or "Robert [the] Smith"

2018-12-09 23:05:25 UTC  

And any children they had, grew up into the same profession.

2018-12-09 23:05:48 UTC  

(sons). The daughters of course married men of other professions

2018-12-09 23:07:21 UTC  

Germanic or Latin originated names are the most evropean

2018-12-09 23:07:24 UTC  

That's why royalty titles were so important, because it separated the royal family members from the commoners

2018-12-09 23:08:09 UTC  

No mistake to be made between Sir Robert, and Robert [the] Miller

2018-12-09 23:27:31 UTC  

Tfw when every family name you have, Italian to German to English, is peasant tier