@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor it's okay to be gay but please don't be a whore to boot

A crackwhore, even

the only reason to be gay is for money

otherwise its homo

Make your parents proud, or at least stop shaming them

@NiceBear why do you feel the need to repost this image

Why isn't it down her throat?

please keep e621 to e621

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@timsandtoms

You have lingerie?

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I'm hungry, gf is gone until Thursday and I'm too lazy to cook

there are fries in the freezer

I don't even have any kind of sauce

should I eat the fries in poverty mode or order a pizza?

>the absolute state of our moderation team

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Dip them in oyster scauce @porco

unironically?

I do have oyster sauce

Its pretty good

in my head it doesn't sound too bad

it would just be very salty fries

Dont use the same amount you would put on ketchup

I just noticed there's a taco place nearby, I never had a taco in my life

Just a small amount is enough

should I order a taco?

Sure, irs hard to fuck up meat and veg in a starch

nvm they're all with corn

I'm allergic to corn

or intolerant? not sure if it's allergy but when I eat corn I immediately have to throw up

I don't even dislike the taste but my body simply rejects it

How the fuck are you allergic to corn?

no really, I eat corn, I throw up immediately

No wonder you go on random anti-burger rants.

do Americans eat much corn?

Yes

Its pretty nuch like 30% of all food all the time in ine form of the other

It's a staple of family dinners

Especially fried chicken