Message from @porco
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I'm hungry, gf is gone until Thursday and I'm too lazy to cook
there are fries in the freezer
I don't even have any kind of sauce
should I eat the fries in poverty mode or order a pizza?
>the absolute state of our moderation team
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unironically?
I do have oyster sauce
Its pretty good
in my head it doesn't sound too bad
it would just be very salty fries
Dont use the same amount you would put on ketchup
I just noticed there's a taco place nearby, I never had a taco in my life
Just a small amount is enough
should I order a taco?
Sure, irs hard to fuck up meat and veg in a starch
nvm they're all with corn
I'm allergic to corn
I don't even dislike the taste but my body simply rejects it
How the fuck are you allergic to corn?
no really, I eat corn, I throw up immediately
No wonder you go on random anti-burger rants.
do Americans eat much corn?
Yes
Its pretty nuch like 30% of all food all the time in ine form of the other
It's a staple of family dinners
Especially fried chicken
I quite like the taste but I just can't eat it for unknown reasons
Its even 10% of our our fuel
They put corn in EVERYTHING
Inb4 someone starts ranting about candy corn
I like candy corn
I do too
It's alright
is that actual corn?
Ironically thr best ones dont have corn syurp in them.
I get like one bag per halloween
Mellowcreme pumpkins are a bit better though