Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 547406572914081794
I ate this canned chilli beans and now I cant stop shitting
and its burning shit too
My body is preparing itself for when I eventually get aids
Fucking hell Amazon. Package got delayed a bunch due to snow, which I get, and then they finally attempt delivery, but don't leave it because there wasn't a good location? My door isn't even visible from the street. And it was two shirts.
" We tried to deliver your package. Unfortunately we couldn’t find a secure location to leave your package unattended. We will try again. "
Yeah they didnt even try lol
I'm not gonna argue your gayness hierarchy there, but I will insist that the powergap of faggotry between @Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor and myself is several Astronomical Units long
this
More like kilograms bigger
i saw a porn title yesterday "masturbating to a picture of matthews cock"
made my day
Is it because I fucked someone for crack
you did WHAT
>have sex
>get a flash drive
>nfsu2.exe
worth
@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor it's okay to be gay but please don't be a whore to boot
A crackwhore, even
the only reason to be gay is for money
otherwise its homo
Why isn't it down her throat?
please keep e621 to e621
You have lingerie?
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I'm hungry, gf is gone until Thursday and I'm too lazy to cook
there are fries in the freezer
I don't even have any kind of sauce
should I eat the fries in poverty mode or order a pizza?
>the absolute state of our moderation team
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unironically?
I do have oyster sauce
Its pretty good
in my head it doesn't sound too bad
it would just be very salty fries
Dont use the same amount you would put on ketchup