Message from @porco

Discord ID: 547468105321021441


2019-02-19 17:18:02 UTC  

I don't even have any kind of sauce

2019-02-19 17:18:10 UTC  

should I eat the fries in poverty mode or order a pizza?

2019-02-19 17:18:16 UTC  

>the absolute state of our moderation team

2019-02-19 17:18:20 UTC  

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2019-02-19 17:18:43 UTC  

Dip them in oyster scauce @porco

2019-02-19 17:18:52 UTC  

unironically?

2019-02-19 17:18:56 UTC  

I do have oyster sauce

2019-02-19 17:19:02 UTC  

Its pretty good

2019-02-19 17:19:05 UTC  

in my head it doesn't sound too bad

2019-02-19 17:19:18 UTC  

it would just be very salty fries

2019-02-19 17:19:44 UTC  

Dont use the same amount you would put on ketchup

2019-02-19 17:19:50 UTC  

I just noticed there's a taco place nearby, I never had a taco in my life

2019-02-19 17:19:51 UTC  

Just a small amount is enough

2019-02-19 17:19:54 UTC  

should I order a taco?

2019-02-19 17:20:24 UTC  

Sure, irs hard to fuck up meat and veg in a starch

2019-02-19 17:20:47 UTC  

nvm they're all with corn

2019-02-19 17:21:06 UTC  

I'm allergic to corn

2019-02-19 17:21:54 UTC  

or intolerant? not sure if it's allergy but when I eat corn I immediately have to throw up

2019-02-19 17:22:06 UTC  

I don't even dislike the taste but my body simply rejects it

2019-02-19 17:22:35 UTC  

How the fuck are you allergic to corn?

2019-02-19 17:22:47 UTC  

no really, I eat corn, I throw up immediately

2019-02-19 17:22:54 UTC  

No wonder you go on random anti-burger rants.

2019-02-19 17:23:02 UTC  

do Americans eat much corn?

2019-02-19 17:23:06 UTC  

Yes

2019-02-19 17:23:19 UTC  

Its pretty nuch like 30% of all food all the time in ine form of the other

2019-02-19 17:23:20 UTC  

It's a staple of family dinners

2019-02-19 17:23:31 UTC  

Especially fried chicken

2019-02-19 17:23:34 UTC  

I quite like the taste but I just can't eat it for unknown reasons

2019-02-19 17:23:36 UTC  

Its even 10% of our our fuel

2019-02-19 17:23:40 UTC  

They put corn in EVERYTHING

2019-02-19 17:24:06 UTC  

Inb4 someone starts ranting about candy corn

2019-02-19 17:24:16 UTC  

I like candy corn

2019-02-19 17:24:20 UTC  

I do too

2019-02-19 17:24:24 UTC  

It's alright

2019-02-19 17:24:30 UTC  

is that actual corn?

2019-02-19 17:24:34 UTC  

Ironically thr best ones dont have corn syurp in them.

2019-02-19 17:24:35 UTC  

I get like one bag per halloween

2019-02-19 17:24:55 UTC  

Mellowcreme pumpkins are a bit better though

2019-02-19 17:24:55 UTC  

Its a vanilla flavored confection @porco

2019-02-19 17:25:08 UTC  

so it doesn't contain corn?

2019-02-19 17:25:13 UTC  

It just looks like cirn to represent the harvest season