Message from @Freiheit - CA
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@Jacob It's a pretty famous painting called "Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks", basically they're sending a diss letter to the Ottoman Sultan.
@Ecarttev oh WOW lol
@Katherine Mae - TX nah dude it's fine we can always make jokes but making kids takes a lot more dedication
@Jacob I've got a joke for ya:
A mathemacian and an engineer are at a conference together. They're going to give a presentation together but they're running late, what an embarrassment!
But on the way
They pass a trashcan that's on fire and is scaring the locals.
So the engineer grabs a nearby hose, putting out the fire. Everyone acclaims them as heros and forgives them being late to their presentation.
The next day, they're supposed to give a follow up presentation, and they're running late again!
The mathematician tells the engineer, "let me help out with this" and he sets a trash can on fire.
The engineer asks him, "what the heck did you do that for? Now we're late for the conference *and* you started a fire!"
The mathematician smiles and responds, "I've reduced our problem to one we already know how to solve!" 😁
lmao
That mathematician must have been Antifa if he was destroying trash cans.
A mathematician, physicist and engineer come across a large room with a beautiful woman in a bed on the other side
A demon appears and says if you can get to her she's yours
However you can only travel half of the distance to her, and half of you previously traveled distance each subsequent time
The mathematician says " at that rate of halfing I'll never get to her" so he dejectedly leaves
Sure it works in practice @ThisIsChris, but does it work in theory?
The physicist says " I'll only get to her after an infinite amount of time" so he dejectedly leaves
The engineer looks acros the room, does some mental math and walks halfway.
The demon asks why is he going, he'll never make it
The engineer replies, "yeah, but in a bout five minutes I'll be close enough for it not to matter"
lmao
Engineers are the real chads
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The flat earther walks around her.
@Ecarttev that's a good one
speaking of engineers
there's a lot of obscure engineering degrees that make massive amounts of money
seems like a pretty smart choice
especially since some of them probably aren't *that* difficult, it's just that they make a lot of money because everyone focuses on the "cool" sounding degrees like computer science
Petroleum engineer starts at like 96k I heard
@Jacob
> the "cool" sounding degrees like computer science
to be completely honest
I chose my degree because "I'm 16 and this sounds fun"
@Ecarttev and no greenies going into petroleum engineering 😎
honestly we shouldn't be letting kids choose degrees lmao
In a lot of countries they have a fixed number of seats per degree
So, ya know, if you score highest on the philosophy exam then yeah ok the state will subsidize your philosophy education