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But on the way
They pass a trashcan that's on fire and is scaring the locals.
So the engineer grabs a nearby hose, putting out the fire. Everyone acclaims them as heros and forgives them being late to their presentation.
The next day, they're supposed to give a follow up presentation, and they're running late again!
The mathematician tells the engineer, "let me help out with this" and he sets a trash can on fire.
The engineer asks him, "what the heck did you do that for? Now we're late for the conference *and* you started a fire!"
The mathematician smiles and responds, "I've reduced our problem to one we already know how to solve!" 😁
lmao
That mathematician must have been Antifa if he was destroying trash cans.
A mathematician, physicist and engineer come across a large room with a beautiful woman in a bed on the other side
A demon appears and says if you can get to her she's yours
However you can only travel half of the distance to her, and half of you previously traveled distance each subsequent time
The mathematician says " at that rate of halfing I'll never get to her" so he dejectedly leaves
Sure it works in practice @ThisIsChris, but does it work in theory?
The physicist says " I'll only get to her after an infinite amount of time" so he dejectedly leaves
The Freiheit says, "I'll just walk double the distance between us and walk half way back."
The engineer looks acros the room, does some mental math and walks halfway.
The demon asks why is he going, he'll never make it
The engineer replies, "yeah, but in a bout five minutes I'll be close enough for it not to matter"
lmao
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The flat earther walks around her.
@Ecarttev that's a good one
speaking of engineers
there's a lot of obscure engineering degrees that make massive amounts of money
seems like a pretty smart choice
especially since some of them probably aren't *that* difficult, it's just that they make a lot of money because everyone focuses on the "cool" sounding degrees like computer science
Petroleum engineer starts at like 96k I heard
@Jacob
> the "cool" sounding degrees like computer science
to be completely honest
I chose my degree because "I'm 16 and this sounds fun"
@Ecarttev and no greenies going into petroleum engineering 😎
honestly we shouldn't be letting kids choose degrees lmao
In a lot of countries they have a fixed number of seats per degree
So, ya know, if you score highest on the philosophy exam then yeah ok the state will subsidize your philosophy education
but if you're like the 200th kid in the country on philosophy, sorry bucko but pickup a STEM degree
that's pretty based
every country should do that
I mostly agree, but I worry what would happen if the rootless cosmopolitan financiers and journalists got total control of those testing institutions
"Oh you think marriage is between a man and a woman? Sorry we don't have enough seats in theology for you this year"