Message from @Ecarttev

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2019-02-12 03:58:28 UTC  

That mathematician must have been Antifa if he was destroying trash cans.

2019-02-12 04:01:36 UTC  

A mathematician, physicist and engineer come across a large room with a beautiful woman in a bed on the other side

2019-02-12 04:02:10 UTC  

A demon appears and says if you can get to her she's yours

2019-02-12 04:03:51 UTC  

However you can only travel half of the distance to her, and half of you previously traveled distance each subsequent time

2019-02-12 04:04:37 UTC  

The mathematician says " at that rate of halfing I'll never get to her" so he dejectedly leaves

2019-02-12 04:05:02 UTC  

Sure it works in practice @ThisIsChris, but does it work in theory?

2019-02-12 04:05:41 UTC  

The physicist says " I'll only get to her after an infinite amount of time" so he dejectedly leaves

2019-02-12 04:06:51 UTC  

The Freiheit says, "I'll just walk double the distance between us and walk half way back."

2019-02-12 04:07:26 UTC  

The engineer looks acros the room, does some mental math and walks halfway.

2019-02-12 04:07:57 UTC  

The demon asks why is he going, he'll never make it

2019-02-12 04:08:25 UTC  

The engineer replies, "yeah, but in a bout five minutes I'll be close enough for it not to matter"

2019-02-12 04:08:50 UTC  

lmao

2019-02-12 04:09:00 UTC  

Engineers are the real chads

2019-02-12 04:09:23 UTC  

wrong.gif

2019-02-12 04:09:24 UTC  

The flat earther walks around her.

2019-02-12 04:10:22 UTC  

@Ecarttev that's a good one

2019-02-12 04:12:24 UTC  

speaking of engineers

2019-02-12 04:12:38 UTC  

there's a lot of obscure engineering degrees that make massive amounts of money

2019-02-12 04:12:43 UTC  

seems like a pretty smart choice

2019-02-12 04:13:19 UTC  

especially since some of them probably aren't *that* difficult, it's just that they make a lot of money because everyone focuses on the "cool" sounding degrees like computer science

2019-02-12 04:13:54 UTC  

Petroleum engineer starts at like 96k I heard

2019-02-12 04:13:54 UTC  

@Jacob
> the "cool" sounding degrees like computer science

2019-02-12 04:14:08 UTC  

to be completely honest

2019-02-12 04:14:21 UTC  

I chose my degree because "I'm 16 and this sounds fun"

2019-02-12 04:14:36 UTC  

@Ecarttev and no greenies going into petroleum engineering 😎

2019-02-12 04:15:01 UTC  

honestly we shouldn't be letting kids choose degrees lmao

2019-02-12 04:15:37 UTC  

In a lot of countries they have a fixed number of seats per degree

2019-02-12 04:16:09 UTC  

So, ya know, if you score highest on the philosophy exam then yeah ok the state will subsidize your philosophy education

2019-02-12 04:16:29 UTC  

but if you're like the 200th kid in the country on philosophy, sorry bucko but pickup a STEM degree

2019-02-12 04:16:47 UTC  

that's pretty based

2019-02-12 04:16:52 UTC  

every country should do that

2019-02-12 04:17:40 UTC  

I mostly agree, but I worry what would happen if the rootless cosmopolitan financiers and journalists got total control of those testing institutions

2019-02-12 04:18:11 UTC  

"Oh you think marriage is between a man and a woman? Sorry we don't have enough seats in theology for you this year"

2019-02-12 04:18:29 UTC  

so, I kinda agree but it's a double-edged sword

2019-02-12 04:20:28 UTC  

I can see a time soon when it's all online, and minimal formal University learning will occur

2019-02-12 04:20:38 UTC  

Soon ( TM)

2019-02-12 04:27:35 UTC  

@ThisIsChris ya I guess

2019-02-12 04:27:45 UTC  

but I mean once we change the system

2019-02-12 04:27:58 UTC  

@Jacob yeah definitely

2019-02-12 04:28:24 UTC  

We can make it in our image

2019-02-12 04:36:26 UTC  

@Jacob Any obscure engineering degrees you'd recommend? I'm going for my engineering degree right now.