Message from @Perihelion - CA

Discord ID: 548573074572967962


2019-02-22 18:24:02 UTC  

Not my jam

2019-02-22 18:24:10 UTC  

Winter makes your brood stronk. Make them walk to school with snowshoes

2019-02-22 18:25:00 UTC  

Winter means no one at work asks what you did last weekend and you have to make something up

2019-02-22 18:25:12 UTC  

In Montana if you show up to school with a horse the school legally has to provide water and hay for it

2019-02-22 18:25:21 UTC  

Epic

2019-02-22 18:26:42 UTC  

We need to do horse activism

2019-02-22 18:27:06 UTC  

I’m not entirely sure what that would entail, but it needs to happen.

2019-02-22 18:27:46 UTC  

Horse people are ⚪

2019-02-22 18:28:12 UTC  

Also one steppe closer to neo tatar nationalism

2019-02-22 18:29:21 UTC  

Horses dropping banners, carrying them in their mouths

2019-02-22 18:29:37 UTC  

AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE

2019-02-22 18:30:38 UTC  

Imagine IE members strolling through town on horses

2019-02-22 18:31:24 UTC  

>strolling
You mean galloping victoriously

2019-02-22 18:31:34 UTC  

That’s what I meant!

2019-02-22 18:31:40 UTC  

Imagine antifa trying to counter protest horses

2019-02-22 18:31:52 UTC  

We would literally shit on them

2019-02-22 18:31:56 UTC  

with our horses

2019-02-22 18:32:03 UTC  

Respect animal rights you commies

2019-02-22 18:32:04 UTC  

Where the heck do you buy bow ties? Walmart has none

2019-02-22 18:32:20 UTC  

Stampeding ferociously, in a completely peaceful and nonviolent manner

2019-02-22 18:33:32 UTC  

Whats more american than cowboys?

2019-02-22 18:34:14 UTC  

The indiginas will have ancestral memory flashbacks to the cavalry

2019-02-22 18:34:21 UTC  

West, cowboy activism
East, pilgrim activism

2019-02-22 18:34:25 UTC  

Triggering would be epic

2019-02-22 18:35:10 UTC  

At least 10 articles will be written linking horses to western chauvinism

2019-02-22 18:35:56 UTC  

This playlist ^^

2019-02-22 18:36:09 UTC  

Can you get a permit to ride a dozen horses down a main street? Parade style

2019-02-22 18:37:28 UTC  

Imagine IE in a 4th of July parade

2019-02-22 18:37:40 UTC  

Horses the new symbol of white supreeeemacy

2019-02-22 18:37:59 UTC  

White stallions

2019-02-22 18:38:54 UTC  

Ancient meme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/548574422609428481/download.jpeg.jpg

2019-02-22 18:38:54 UTC  

My hometown had this legacy law that the principal was responsible stabling horse for the day if you rode to school. So for a senior prank a bunch of kids rode their horses to school, and the principal had to go corral them on the practice field

2019-02-22 18:39:14 UTC  

I've seen folks ride horses down main street here in town during the parade after Thanksgiving

2019-02-22 18:41:39 UTC  

Kids did that at my school

2019-02-22 18:42:24 UTC  

My buddy picked his kids up from school on horseback in Billings

2019-02-22 18:44:29 UTC  

we just forked the lawn at school for our senior prank (_I_ didn't, but the class helped pick out the forks at the end of the day)

2019-02-22 18:44:37 UTC  

now THAT is huwite: cleaning up your own prank

2019-02-22 18:45:42 UTC  

one year the seniors skipped class and had a beach day in the parking lot. I.e. the circled a bunch of trucks with tarps/water in the beds, and dumped sand in the middle with a front end loader

2019-02-22 18:46:32 UTC  

The class before mine got really drunk and stole a water fountain for a senior prank, they also relieved themselves in the office of a hated teacher. My class was threatened expulsion for even planning a prank the next year

2019-02-22 18:49:00 UTC  

We filled our principles office with balloons, and we put sticky notes in a teachers classroom on every single surface