Message from @Jacob
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@StormySeaShore yo dude professional Chinese can eat *anything* with chopsticks
@NateDahl76 Ah, yes. The NooodleEater Affair. Very true... <:usinnoodle:420778112226164736>
niBBas literally eat *soup* with chopsticks
Can they eat BPA plastics?
@Jacob its a sopranos reference lmao
Why make bread into stupid strings when you can just burry fish in the ground with some herbs for a few months?
*smug af* imagine actually eating wheat
*Just barbarian things*
Guys why are you wasting all the barley on food. Its supposed to be beer.
kek I wouldn't know, I'm not a normie @StormySeaShore
Meds be like “owo nords please be my bodyguards”
Imagine not being a nomadic aryan steppe people eating only beef and drinking only milk
We wuz varangians
Real patricians put meat between bread and call it a burger
Ultimate synthesis
Plebs. Imagine not subsisting purely on the remains of one's vanquished enemies... With a nice chainti *thup, thup, thup, thup*...
The Sea People were just aryan steppe people who ran into the ocean where horses couldn't go
not gonna lie
I make hot dogs with regular bread
Wow winter is hitting hard in ie huh
These takes are COLD
winter is hitting really hard cause i'm trapped inside
snowdrifts really bad
We didnt give up. We just wanted to play on hard mode.
I had to walk a couple blocks to retrieve my trashcan
MD - MI wind solidarity
Hahahaha i wont hold back this time. I WILL USE 100% OF MY POWER LEVEL
God its just so nice and sunny here and I forgot my shades
*5 min of screaming in evropean*
You know I should go to the beach tomorrow
It's like 0 degrees and the wind is insane
Sounds like we're gonna see if this Anonymous Gonzervative R/K Selection Theory business holds water...
(Evolutionary pressures on IE members in northern environs and whatnot.)
Alright. Ya got me. I've been zoomed. What the f#@% is that?
wait, what does that mean?
"Sounds like we're gonna see if this Anonymous Gonzervative R/K Selection Theory business holds water..."
That’s clown Marv
But he’s really buff for some reason