Apparently earliest record was by muslim historian writing about Sicily in 1140

They saved Norway from replacing their all fat diet with an all carb diet 😂

@StormySeaShore yo dude professional Chinese can eat *anything* with chopsticks

@NateDahl76 Ah, yes. The NooodleEater Affair. Very true... <:usinnoodle:420778112226164736>

niBBas literally eat *soup* with chopsticks

Can they eat BPA plastics?

@Jacob its a sopranos reference lmao

Why make bread into stupid strings when you can just burry fish in the ground with some herbs for a few months?

*smug af* imagine actually eating wheat

*Just barbarian things*

Guys why are you wasting all the barley on food. Its supposed to be beer.

kek I wouldn't know, I'm not a normie @StormySeaShore

Meds be like “owo nords please be my bodyguards”

Imagine not being a nomadic aryan steppe people eating only beef and drinking only milk

We wuz varangians

Real patricians put meat between bread and call it a burger

Ultimate synthesis

Plebs. Imagine not subsisting purely on the remains of one's vanquished enemies... With a nice chainti *thup, thup, thup, thup*...

The Sea People were just aryan steppe people who ran into the ocean where horses couldn't go

not gonna lie

I make hot dogs with regular bread

We had a good run. https://babylonbee.com/news/western-civilization-calls-it-quits-after-historic-run

I was introduced to the idea at an IE meetup, actually

Wow winter is hitting hard in ie huh

These takes are COLD

winter is hitting really hard cause i'm trapped inside

snowdrifts really bad

We didnt give up. We just wanted to play on hard mode.

I had to walk a couple blocks to retrieve my trashcan

MD - MI wind solidarity

Hahahaha i wont hold back this time. I WILL USE 100% OF MY POWER LEVEL

God its just so nice and sunny here and I forgot my shades

*5 min of screaming in evropean*

You know I should go to the beach tomorrow

It's like 0 degrees and the wind is insane

Sounds like we're gonna see if this Anonymous Gonzervative R/K Selection Theory business holds water...

(Evolutionary pressures on IE members in northern environs and whatnot.)

Alright. Ya got me. I've been zoomed. What the f#@% is that?

wait, what does that mean?

"Sounds like we're gonna see if this Anonymous Gonzervative R/K Selection Theory business holds water..."