Message from @Grayson
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So are swan the new pitbull?
birds are dinosaurs and generally they're jerks
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Three steps
1) grab by neck
2) swing
3) enjoy
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when you hear birds singing in the treas they're actually screaming at eachother to stay away or be pecked to death
Grandpappy had some goose on the farm. Nasty mfer
i know a guy who fought a wolverine with a shovel
Based
it was a battle
@Lawrence of Eurabia and won?
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He thought he killed it, but it woke up in the bed of his truck
imagine losing to an animal 1/3 your weight (at most)
Wolverines are pretty small. I imagine it like a dark souls boss battle though. The wolverine knows he will get one shot and is dodging furiously, snapping at an ankle every chance he gets
13 swan do fiddy pit bull.
Humans do not have the natural killing capability of a wolf. But we have that prefrontal cortex.
He got back out and the fight ensued
@Andrew-KY "It's cool guys, I play Dark Souls, I'll handle this wolverine"
Lmao trying to play from the perspective of the boss for the first time
I always keep big live traps set up around my property for foxes and coyotes after my chickens and goats, and one of my neighbors said to me: β are you losing chickens again? You might catch some Mexicans in those traps!!β π
.... wait a second.... when Varg says to find your grave is this like dark souls where you reclaim your xp?
This occurred once again and he had to get back out to finish it off. The guy would be like 100 if he were still around. He claimed this happened when he was like 16
@Perihelion - CA he says it's like getting all the levels you gained in your past life
literally darksouls
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I told you guys, I spent the summer in Alaska with my cousins killing wolverines
@Drover Tom You did ?!??
For real ?
Did you sell the pelts ?
Arenβt they protected ?
lmao
you can trap one wolverine per year in Montana
Yes like 50 of them, they kept attacking my cousins, what would you do in a situation like that? GOSH
π shut up
It was a herd of wolverines
I quote Napoleon Dynamite too often lmao
This country was founded by right wing White dudes fighting critters.
A sneak of wolverines