I'm sure everyone is careful to follow their state and federal hunting laws

http://youtu.be/IPihMK_XZNw

Breaking laws is for brown people

@Grayson It seems to me like the swan was just defending his homeland, as well as his fellow swans

That swan needs to learn that diversity is strength

Geese and swans are pretty nasty

that swan is exercising stand your ground laws

http://youtu.be/-o83L4yaO3Q

Check out this poor dog 🐕

@Grayson That is sad, but honestly, that dog should have respected the rightful territory of the swan and stayed in his own homeland, where his fellow dogs live

A couple of geese attacked my little sister when she wasn't feeding them stale bread fast enough. So 10 year old me went back inside our house, got my remote controlled car and tried to run them down for 20 minutes or so.

They are pretty aggressive buggers sometimes

So are swan the new pitbull?

birds are dinosaurs and generally they're jerks

😂

Three steps


1) grab by neck


2) swing


3) enjoy

😂

when you hear birds singing in the treas they're actually screaming at eachother to stay away or be pecked to death

Grandpappy had some goose on the farm. Nasty mfer

i know a guy who fought a wolverine with a shovel

Based

it was a battle

@Lawrence of Eurabia and won?

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He thought he killed it, but it woke up in the bed of his truck

imagine losing to an animal 1/3 your weight (at most)

Wolverines are pretty small. I imagine it like a dark souls boss battle though. The wolverine knows he will get one shot and is dodging furiously, snapping at an ankle every chance he gets

13 swan do fiddy pit bull.

Humans do not have the natural killing capability of a wolf. But we have that prefrontal cortex.

He got back out and the fight ensued

@Andrew-KY "It's cool guys, I play Dark Souls, I'll handle this wolverine"

Lmao trying to play from the perspective of the boss for the first time

I always keep big live traps set up around my property for foxes and coyotes after my chickens and goats, and one of my neighbors said to me: “ are you losing chickens again? You might catch some Mexicans in those traps!!” 😂

.... wait a second.... when Varg says to find your grave is this like dark souls where you reclaim your xp?

This occurred once again and he had to get back out to finish it off. The guy would be like 100 if he were still around. He claimed this happened when he was like 16

@Perihelion - CA he says it's like getting all the levels you gained in your past life

literally darksouls

🔥

I told you guys, I spent the summer in Alaska with my cousins killing wolverines

@Drover Tom You did ?!??

For real ?