He thought he killed it, but it woke up in the bed of his truck

imagine losing to an animal 1/3 your weight (at most)

Wolverines are pretty small. I imagine it like a dark souls boss battle though. The wolverine knows he will get one shot and is dodging furiously, snapping at an ankle every chance he gets

13 swan do fiddy pit bull.

Humans do not have the natural killing capability of a wolf. But we have that prefrontal cortex.

He got back out and the fight ensued

@Andrew-KY "It's cool guys, I play Dark Souls, I'll handle this wolverine"

Lmao trying to play from the perspective of the boss for the first time

I always keep big live traps set up around my property for foxes and coyotes after my chickens and goats, and one of my neighbors said to me: “ are you losing chickens again? You might catch some Mexicans in those traps!!” 😂

.... wait a second.... when Varg says to find your grave is this like dark souls where you reclaim your xp?

This occurred once again and he had to get back out to finish it off. The guy would be like 100 if he were still around. He claimed this happened when he was like 16

@Perihelion - CA he says it's like getting all the levels you gained in your past life

literally darksouls

🔥

I told you guys, I spent the summer in Alaska with my cousins killing wolverines

@Drover Tom You did ?!??

For real ?

Did you sell the pelts ?

Aren’t they protected ?

lmao

you can trap one wolverine per year in Montana

Yes like 50 of them, they kept attacking my cousins, what would you do in a situation like that? GOSH

😂 shut up

It was a herd of wolverines

@Grayson Next time I'm in town we have to do movie night

I quote Napoleon Dynamite too often lmao

This country was founded by right wing White dudes fighting critters.

@Roland I look forward to it bud!! Let’s do it

A sneak of wolverines

I don't think I've ever actually seen a live wolverine

@Drover Tom I almost believed you for a second dang it !!

@Roland we wish you could have come down for bowling night the other night bummer

I told a girl the other day 'are you drinking skim milk because you think your fat? because you could be drinking whole if you wanted to' @Grayson

She didnt get the reference either and almost threw the milk at me

Yeah, I'm doing a week straight at work. Hopefully next time

real romance tips

@Drover Tom hahahahaha

@Roland 😩

I'll be in y'alls neck of the woods at the end of march ^^

@Roland I hope you can come with your fiancée sometimes

Nice! Hit me up when you get here