Message from @Lawrence of Eurabia

Discord ID: 550536821533179904


2019-02-28 04:31:19 UTC  

I almost ran over a black wolf a few months back

2019-02-28 04:31:31 UTC  

Hate crime

2019-02-28 04:31:32 UTC  

didn't mean too

2019-02-28 04:31:49 UTC  

He was a rancher and shot it and just didnt report it

2019-02-28 04:32:05 UTC  

I know plenty of people who've got wolves

2019-02-28 04:32:09 UTC  

poaching is illegal

2019-02-28 04:32:12 UTC  

reminder

2019-02-28 04:32:24 UTC  

@Drover Tom shoot, shovel, shutup

2019-02-28 04:32:29 UTC  

common saying

2019-02-28 04:32:30 UTC  

no one here does anything illegal

2019-02-28 04:32:35 UTC  

^^

2019-02-28 04:32:47 UTC  

We are nice, respectable people

2019-02-28 04:33:07 UTC  

lots of ranchers hate them and will shoot them whenever they see them

2019-02-28 04:33:28 UTC  

Violating 2 rules right now lol

2019-02-28 04:34:25 UTC  

I'm sure everyone is careful to follow their state and federal hunting laws

2019-02-28 04:34:25 UTC  
2019-02-28 04:35:02 UTC  

Breaking laws is for brown people

2019-02-28 04:36:21 UTC  

@Grayson It seems to me like the swan was just defending his homeland, as well as his fellow swans

2019-02-28 04:36:38 UTC  

That swan needs to learn that diversity is strength

2019-02-28 04:36:38 UTC  

Geese and swans are pretty nasty

2019-02-28 04:36:46 UTC  

that swan is exercising stand your ground laws

2019-02-28 04:37:05 UTC  
2019-02-28 04:37:14 UTC  

Check out this poor dog 🐕

2019-02-28 04:38:01 UTC  

@Grayson That is sad, but honestly, that dog should have respected the rightful territory of the swan and stayed in his own homeland, where his fellow dogs live

2019-02-28 04:38:10 UTC  

A couple of geese attacked my little sister when she wasn't feeding them stale bread fast enough. So 10 year old me went back inside our house, got my remote controlled car and tried to run them down for 20 minutes or so.

2019-02-28 04:38:22 UTC  

They are pretty aggressive buggers sometimes

2019-02-28 04:38:42 UTC  

So are swan the new pitbull?

2019-02-28 04:38:51 UTC  

birds are dinosaurs and generally they're jerks

2019-02-28 04:38:54 UTC  

😂

2019-02-28 04:39:04 UTC  

Three steps


1) grab by neck


2) swing


3) enjoy

2019-02-28 04:39:13 UTC  

😂

2019-02-28 04:39:17 UTC  

when you hear birds singing in the treas they're actually screaming at eachother to stay away or be pecked to death

2019-02-28 04:39:23 UTC  

Grandpappy had some goose on the farm. Nasty mfer

2019-02-28 04:39:44 UTC  

i know a guy who fought a wolverine with a shovel

2019-02-28 04:39:55 UTC  

Based

2019-02-28 04:40:02 UTC  

it was a battle

2019-02-28 04:40:06 UTC  
2019-02-28 04:40:07 UTC  

<:chad:359013583469805568>

2019-02-28 04:40:31 UTC  

He thought he killed it, but it woke up in the bed of his truck

2019-02-28 04:40:33 UTC  

imagine losing to an animal 1/3 your weight (at most)

2019-02-28 04:40:46 UTC  

Wolverines are pretty small. I imagine it like a dark souls boss battle though. The wolverine knows he will get one shot and is dodging furiously, snapping at an ankle every chance he gets