Message from @Crye_Salesman

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2020-04-30 03:09:03 UTC  

don’t want court martial

2020-04-30 03:28:25 UTC  

No body
No case

2020-04-30 03:32:16 UTC  

body is gone

2020-04-30 03:32:32 UTC  

🤘

2020-04-30 03:32:45 UTC  

I have disposed of the body

2020-04-30 03:32:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704483905885175910/705260361275801690/image0.gif

2020-04-30 03:42:18 UTC  

I’m not certified in a damn thing, just learned a fucking lot.

2020-04-30 03:42:29 UTC  

Damn dude, I’m impressed at your knowledge for not being school trained, honestly

2020-04-30 03:42:35 UTC  

Haha, I'm certified and don't know shit. Don't worry man.

2020-04-30 03:42:41 UTC  

You know way more than me.

2020-04-30 03:42:44 UTC  

Been around paramedics and shit and have been talking to an 18D.

2020-04-30 03:42:54 UTC  

Oh now that's a guy to learn from right there

2020-04-30 03:42:58 UTC  

I think CPR is the only cert I have.

2020-04-30 03:43:05 UTC  

Yeah 18Ds are godsend

2020-04-30 03:43:16 UTC  

SOCM is legit 36 weeks long just for medical

2020-04-30 03:43:18 UTC  

Find an SFIDC and chat them up

2020-04-30 03:43:32 UTC  

They even have a basis in veterinary and public sanitation

2020-04-30 03:43:34 UTC  

And dental

2020-04-30 03:43:43 UTC  

Phil, I am a "CLS" and I've never been certified in CPR, lmao

2020-04-30 03:43:53 UTC  

And I use CLS very lightly.

2020-04-30 03:44:01 UTC  

Then your “CLS” failed you homie 😂

2020-04-30 03:44:27 UTC  

Although you’re “not supposed” to do CPR in the battlespacd

2020-04-30 03:44:29 UTC  

I wasn't even there for like 4/5 of the class.

2020-04-30 03:44:36 UTC  

Yeah, they’re supposed to cert you there.

2020-04-30 03:44:54 UTC  

I was out at the range doing shit and preparing classes to teach. And platoon daddy was like, "Hey, go in the tend. They're teaching CLS"

2020-04-30 03:45:11 UTC  

And I walked out and he's like, "You were at the class, you're certified."

2020-04-30 03:45:19 UTC  

Shit, I wasn't gonna argue.

2020-04-30 03:45:20 UTC  

yeah CLS in the military is inconsistent bc it’s usually unit ran

2020-04-30 03:45:31 UTC  

Sounds fuckish

2020-04-30 03:45:54 UTC  

Well I was the ahhh- SeNiOr SpEcIaLiSt

2020-04-30 03:46:02 UTC  

So obviously, I already knew, right?

2020-04-30 03:46:10 UTC  

Sureeee

2020-04-30 03:46:19 UTC  

The old man always knows

2020-04-30 03:46:39 UTC  

Combat Life Saving I'm guessing?

2020-04-30 03:46:39 UTC  

Best part. I was only fuckin' 21 XD

2020-04-30 03:46:46 UTC  

Yeah, exactly.

2020-04-30 03:46:48 UTC  

CLS is Combat Life Saver

2020-04-30 03:46:51 UTC  

Hahaha

2020-04-30 03:47:03 UTC  

I mean I’ve met gunnies that didn’t know what a PEQ was. Rank is literally meaningless

2020-04-30 03:47:10 UTC  

I’m aware

2020-04-30 03:47:38 UTC  

True...