Message from @[LA] Zoomer Medi/k/
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@[LA] Zoomer Medi/k/ i broke a rib at work and now im laughing at your frog assessment you asshole lol fucccck
Glad to help lmao
RIP frogger. Viking burial
I just threw it back in the pond oof
Just like bin laden. Fuck em
I legit just took a knife, popped that nibba, and then said fuck no occlusive dressing
Not sure that’ll hold up in the court martial chief
(Almost) Cadaver lab
Close enough
I’ll go ahead and leave
don’t want court martial
No body
No case
body is gone
🤘
I have disposed of the body
I’m not certified in a damn thing, just learned a fucking lot.
Damn dude, I’m impressed at your knowledge for not being school trained, honestly
Haha, I'm certified and don't know shit. Don't worry man.
You know way more than me.
Oh now that's a guy to learn from right there
I think CPR is the only cert I have.
Yeah 18Ds are godsend
SOCM is legit 36 weeks long just for medical
Find an SFIDC and chat them up
They even have a basis in veterinary and public sanitation
And dental
Phil, I am a "CLS" and I've never been certified in CPR, lmao
And I use CLS very lightly.
Then your “CLS” failed you homie 😂
Although you’re “not supposed” to do CPR in the battlespacd
I wasn't even there for like 4/5 of the class.
Yeah, they’re supposed to cert you there.
I was out at the range doing shit and preparing classes to teach. And platoon daddy was like, "Hey, go in the tend. They're teaching CLS"
And I walked out and he's like, "You were at the class, you're certified."
Shit, I wasn't gonna argue.
yeah CLS in the military is inconsistent bc it’s usually unit ran
Sounds fuckish
Well I was the ahhh- SeNiOr SpEcIaLiSt
So obviously, I already knew, right?