Message from @[LA] Zoomer Medi/k/
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Recovered patient from water
Patient is fucked
Time of getting rekt: 2038
Didn't even check for pulse and blood pressure.
Blood pressure: negative
Pulse: zero lmao
He croaked
He jumped into the tree in the sky
@[LA] Zoomer Medi/k/ i broke a rib at work and now im laughing at your frog assessment you asshole lol fucccck
Glad to help lmao
RIP frogger. Viking burial
I just threw it back in the pond oof
Just like bin laden. Fuck em
I legit just took a knife, popped that nibba, and then said fuck no occlusive dressing
Not sure that’ll hold up in the court martial chief
(Almost) Cadaver lab
Close enough
I’ll go ahead and leave
don’t want court martial
No body
No case
🤘
I have disposed of the body
I’m not certified in a damn thing, just learned a fucking lot.
Damn dude, I’m impressed at your knowledge for not being school trained, honestly
Haha, I'm certified and don't know shit. Don't worry man.
You know way more than me.
Been around paramedics and shit and have been talking to an 18D.
Oh now that's a guy to learn from right there
I think CPR is the only cert I have.
Yeah 18Ds are godsend
SOCM is legit 36 weeks long just for medical
Find an SFIDC and chat them up
They even have a basis in veterinary and public sanitation
And dental
Phil, I am a "CLS" and I've never been certified in CPR, lmao
And I use CLS very lightly.
Then your “CLS” failed you homie 😂
Although you’re “not supposed” to do CPR in the battlespacd
I wasn't even there for like 4/5 of the class.