Message from @Phill

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2020-04-30 03:43:34 UTC  

And dental

2020-04-30 03:43:43 UTC  

Phil, I am a "CLS" and I've never been certified in CPR, lmao

2020-04-30 03:43:53 UTC  

And I use CLS very lightly.

2020-04-30 03:44:01 UTC  

Then your “CLS” failed you homie 😂

2020-04-30 03:44:27 UTC  

Although you’re “not supposed” to do CPR in the battlespacd

2020-04-30 03:44:29 UTC  

I wasn't even there for like 4/5 of the class.

2020-04-30 03:44:36 UTC  

Yeah, they’re supposed to cert you there.

2020-04-30 03:44:54 UTC  

I was out at the range doing shit and preparing classes to teach. And platoon daddy was like, "Hey, go in the tend. They're teaching CLS"

2020-04-30 03:45:11 UTC  

And I walked out and he's like, "You were at the class, you're certified."

2020-04-30 03:45:19 UTC  

Shit, I wasn't gonna argue.

2020-04-30 03:45:20 UTC  

yeah CLS in the military is inconsistent bc it’s usually unit ran

2020-04-30 03:45:31 UTC  

Sounds fuckish

2020-04-30 03:45:54 UTC  

Well I was the ahhh- SeNiOr SpEcIaLiSt

2020-04-30 03:46:02 UTC  

So obviously, I already knew, right?

2020-04-30 03:46:10 UTC  

Sureeee

2020-04-30 03:46:19 UTC  

The old man always knows

2020-04-30 03:46:39 UTC  

Combat Life Saving I'm guessing?

2020-04-30 03:46:39 UTC  

Best part. I was only fuckin' 21 XD

2020-04-30 03:46:46 UTC  

Yeah, exactly.

2020-04-30 03:46:48 UTC  

CLS is Combat Life Saver

2020-04-30 03:46:51 UTC  

Hahaha

2020-04-30 03:47:03 UTC  

I mean I’ve met gunnies that didn’t know what a PEQ was. Rank is literally meaningless

2020-04-30 03:47:10 UTC  

I’m aware

2020-04-30 03:47:38 UTC  

True...

2020-04-30 03:48:01 UTC  

Even as a Specialist, I was THE weapons guys in my company at the time. And I wasn't even an armorer.

2020-04-30 03:48:21 UTC  

They didn't wanna send me to school because I didn't have enough time left with the unit.

2020-04-30 03:48:28 UTC  

So they fucked over some other poor bastard.

2020-04-30 03:48:32 UTC  

Which was fine with me.

2020-04-30 03:48:44 UTC  

But anyways, back to medical shit.

2020-04-30 03:48:48 UTC  

I literally learned nothing.

2020-04-30 03:49:07 UTC  

I only know what I've seen being done and from small BS first aid classes.

2020-04-30 03:49:14 UTC  

#WeDontHaveThatToolSgt,JustUseAHammer

2020-04-30 03:50:08 UTC  

Don't have a hammer? Here's a rock.

2020-04-30 03:52:47 UTC  

No like the entire regimental armory doesn’t have a castle nut tool. Just a hammer, a punch and a flathead for that

2020-04-30 03:53:10 UTC  

Oh boy...

2020-04-30 03:53:15 UTC  

Use a rock or something

2020-04-30 03:53:18 UTC  

What unit was this?

2020-04-30 03:53:50 UTC  

Then again... Armorers aren't rated to fix that I think... that stuff goes to small arms repair guys.

2020-04-30 03:54:10 UTC  

I legit haven’t been to any classes what so fucking ever

2020-04-30 04:03:38 UTC  

We good m8

2020-04-30 04:05:13 UTC  

any questions?