Haha, I'm certified and don't know shit. Don't worry man.

You know way more than me.

Been around paramedics and shit and have been talking to an 18D.

Oh now that's a guy to learn from right there

I think CPR is the only cert I have.

Yeah 18Ds are godsend

SOCM is legit 36 weeks long just for medical

Find an SFIDC and chat them up

They even have a basis in veterinary and public sanitation

And dental

Phil, I am a "CLS" and I've never been certified in CPR, lmao

And I use CLS very lightly.

Then your “CLS” failed you homie 😂

Although you’re “not supposed” to do CPR in the battlespacd

I wasn't even there for like 4/5 of the class.

Yeah, they’re supposed to cert you there.

I was out at the range doing shit and preparing classes to teach. And platoon daddy was like, "Hey, go in the tend. They're teaching CLS"

And I walked out and he's like, "You were at the class, you're certified."

Shit, I wasn't gonna argue.

yeah CLS in the military is inconsistent bc it’s usually unit ran

Sounds fuckish

Well I was the ahhh- SeNiOr SpEcIaLiSt

So obviously, I already knew, right?

Sureeee

The old man always knows

Combat Life Saving I'm guessing?

Best part. I was only fuckin' 21 XD

Yeah, exactly.

CLS is Combat Life Saver

Hahaha

I mean I’ve met gunnies that didn’t know what a PEQ was. Rank is literally meaningless

I’m aware

True...

Even as a Specialist, I was THE weapons guys in my company at the time. And I wasn't even an armorer.

They didn't wanna send me to school because I didn't have enough time left with the unit.

So they fucked over some other poor bastard.

Which was fine with me.

But anyways, back to medical shit.

I literally learned nothing.

I only know what I've seen being done and from small BS first aid classes.

#WeDontHaveThatToolSgt,JustUseAHammer