He jumped into the tree in the sky

@[LA] Zoomer Medi/k/ i broke a rib at work and now im laughing at your frog assessment you asshole lol fucccck

Glad to help lmao

RIP frogger. Viking burial

I just threw it back in the pond oof

Just like bin laden. Fuck em

I legit just took a knife, popped that nibba, and then said fuck no occlusive dressing

Not sure that’ll hold up in the court martial chief

(Almost) Cadaver lab

Close enough

I’ll go ahead and leave

don’t want court martial

No body
No case

body is gone

🤘

I have disposed of the body

I’m not certified in a damn thing, just learned a fucking lot.

Damn dude, I’m impressed at your knowledge for not being school trained, honestly

Haha, I'm certified and don't know shit. Don't worry man.

You know way more than me.

Been around paramedics and shit and have been talking to an 18D.

Oh now that's a guy to learn from right there

I think CPR is the only cert I have.

Yeah 18Ds are godsend

SOCM is legit 36 weeks long just for medical

Find an SFIDC and chat them up

They even have a basis in veterinary and public sanitation

And dental

Phil, I am a "CLS" and I've never been certified in CPR, lmao

And I use CLS very lightly.

Then your “CLS” failed you homie 😂

Although you’re “not supposed” to do CPR in the battlespacd

I wasn't even there for like 4/5 of the class.

Yeah, they’re supposed to cert you there.

I was out at the range doing shit and preparing classes to teach. And platoon daddy was like, "Hey, go in the tend. They're teaching CLS"

And I walked out and he's like, "You were at the class, you're certified."

Shit, I wasn't gonna argue.

yeah CLS in the military is inconsistent bc it’s usually unit ran

Sounds fuckish

Well I was the ahhh- SeNiOr SpEcIaLiSt