Message from @Church

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2020-04-30 09:17:43 UTC  

Aw wow there isnt one for az sorry I'll make one right away

2020-04-30 09:22:37 UTC  

Actually there was. That's weird, guess I overlooked it. <#704482326725263430>

2020-04-30 10:02:10 UTC  

I was about ti say lol

2020-04-30 10:04:59 UTC  

@Jon Irenicus allegedly threatened a federal judge on Facebook by saying I wish someone would take him out.

2020-04-30 10:18:34 UTC  

Get out here you commie

2020-04-30 10:19:30 UTC  

Marshalls showed up because you said someone should wine and dine a judge? Slow day I guess.

2020-04-30 10:19:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704577856914849802/705362707897122846/tenor-11.gif

2020-04-30 10:19:41 UTC  

<@705359522570698832>

2020-04-30 10:20:15 UTC  

Have you guys been up all night? Lol

2020-04-30 10:20:32 UTC  

I'm babysitting an empty building tonight so yes

2020-04-30 10:20:58 UTC  

Ahh so what you’re squatting? Lol

2020-04-30 10:21:28 UTC  

More like laughing at would be squatters trying to open the doors

2020-04-30 10:21:55 UTC  

I've got a newborn, and a toddler that doesnt wanna sleep

2020-04-30 10:22:00 UTC  

Lol sounds entertaining

2020-04-30 10:22:07 UTC  

Ahh been there my man

2020-04-30 10:22:09 UTC  

It's not.

2020-04-30 10:23:04 UTC  

Yup I don’t miss the days of non sleeping children

2020-04-30 10:23:40 UTC  

Just give them a little Benadryl and then ZzZz

2020-04-30 10:24:00 UTC  

Yeah. I'm waiting for it to be over. Wife just her tubes tied today, so she cant breastfeed while the pain medicine is working, and the newborn ain't fucking having it

2020-04-30 10:24:53 UTC  

That’s rough. “I got nipples Greg, can you milk me”

2020-04-30 10:25:50 UTC  

If I had a bullet every time she mentioned my useless nipples, I could hold off the ATF at a compound in texas for 52 days

2020-04-30 10:26:26 UTC  

Damnn that’s double the Waco people lol

2020-04-30 10:27:38 UTC  

I'm just excited that in 15 years or so, I'll have extra hands on guns in the house, so I dont have to wait for people to come rescue me

2020-04-30 10:29:31 UTC  

"Dad, why the fuck do we have 300 oil filters to different vehicles we dont own?"
"I think it's time for the TALK."

2020-04-30 10:31:32 UTC  

Lol sons or daughters?

2020-04-30 10:31:39 UTC  

Or both?

2020-04-30 10:31:39 UTC  

Both lol

2020-04-30 10:31:44 UTC  

Me too

2020-04-30 10:31:50 UTC  

One each

2020-04-30 10:31:53 UTC  

Perfect

2020-04-30 10:31:57 UTC  

Nice lol

2020-04-30 10:32:22 UTC  

I was hoping for the second boy, but my wife did some bayou voodoo magic or some shit to ensure we had a girl

2020-04-30 10:33:05 UTC  

Good thing is, you get the best of both worlds when they grow up I guess

2020-04-30 10:33:05 UTC  

There’s no love like the love for your daughter man

2020-04-30 10:33:37 UTC  

Yea my daughter is older. Kinda wish it was the other way around

2020-04-30 10:34:10 UTC  

One to protect the other

2020-04-30 10:35:05 UTC  

Exactly. Even though now they are at each others throats all the time lol

2020-04-30 10:35:53 UTC  

Aaannndddd that's what I'm not prepared for. I know that's gonna be a thing regardless at some point with them

2020-04-30 11:05:28 UTC  

Lol yup it sure will be

2020-04-30 11:06:41 UTC  

Morning folks

2020-04-30 11:07:28 UTC  

Morning