Message from @Church
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@Ballsdini there is lol
@Bogs_Bunny lol why’d the us Marshall’s visit you?
Aw wow there isnt one for az sorry I'll make one right away
Actually there was. That's weird, guess I overlooked it. <#704482326725263430>
I was about ti say lol
@Jon Irenicus allegedly threatened a federal judge on Facebook by saying I wish someone would take him out.
Get out here you commie
Marshalls showed up because you said someone should wine and dine a judge? Slow day I guess.
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Have you guys been up all night? Lol
I'm babysitting an empty building tonight so yes
Ahh so what you’re squatting? Lol
More like laughing at would be squatters trying to open the doors
I've got a newborn, and a toddler that doesnt wanna sleep
Lol sounds entertaining
Ahh been there my man
It's not.
Yup I don’t miss the days of non sleeping children
Just give them a little Benadryl and then ZzZz
Yeah. I'm waiting for it to be over. Wife just her tubes tied today, so she cant breastfeed while the pain medicine is working, and the newborn ain't fucking having it
That’s rough. “I got nipples Greg, can you milk me”
If I had a bullet every time she mentioned my useless nipples, I could hold off the ATF at a compound in texas for 52 days
Damnn that’s double the Waco people lol
I'm just excited that in 15 years or so, I'll have extra hands on guns in the house, so I dont have to wait for people to come rescue me
"Dad, why the fuck do we have 300 oil filters to different vehicles we dont own?"
"I think it's time for the TALK."
Lol sons or daughters?
Or both?
Both lol
Me too
One each
Perfect
Nice lol
I was hoping for the second boy, but my wife did some bayou voodoo magic or some shit to ensure we had a girl
Good thing is, you get the best of both worlds when they grow up I guess
There’s no love like the love for your daughter man
Yea my daughter is older. Kinda wish it was the other way around
One to protect the other
Exactly. Even though now they are at each others throats all the time lol
Aaannndddd that's what I'm not prepared for. I know that's gonna be a thing regardless at some point with them
Lol yup it sure will be