Message from @Church
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I've got a newborn, and a toddler that doesnt wanna sleep
Lol sounds entertaining
Ahh been there my man
It's not.
Yup I don’t miss the days of non sleeping children
Just give them a little Benadryl and then ZzZz
Yeah. I'm waiting for it to be over. Wife just her tubes tied today, so she cant breastfeed while the pain medicine is working, and the newborn ain't fucking having it
That’s rough. “I got nipples Greg, can you milk me”
If I had a bullet every time she mentioned my useless nipples, I could hold off the ATF at a compound in texas for 52 days
Damnn that’s double the Waco people lol
I'm just excited that in 15 years or so, I'll have extra hands on guns in the house, so I dont have to wait for people to come rescue me
"Dad, why the fuck do we have 300 oil filters to different vehicles we dont own?"
"I think it's time for the TALK."
Lol sons or daughters?
Or both?
Both lol
Me too
One each
Perfect
Nice lol
I was hoping for the second boy, but my wife did some bayou voodoo magic or some shit to ensure we had a girl
There’s no love like the love for your daughter man
Yea my daughter is older. Kinda wish it was the other way around
One to protect the other
Exactly. Even though now they are at each others throats all the time lol
Aaannndddd that's what I'm not prepared for. I know that's gonna be a thing regardless at some point with them
Lol yup it sure will be
Morning folks
Morning
Hope y’all got some sleep
Morning gentlemen
Sure as fuck ain’t been to be yet 😂
Not much but more than none
I fell asleep with my light on so my eyes feel like they got hit with a double decker bus
I will say I do enjoy the lack of morning traffic waking me. Now its just screaming kids doing that
Good morning gents
I hate falling asleep with the light on. Such a shitty feeling when you wake up
@yeetasaurus can’t tell you how many times I fell asleep with my windows not covered my windows face the east so that morning sun fries my fuckin eyes
Lol I haven’t gotten to sleep past sunrise in years
It’s the only way I can get some sleep sometimes 😂😂
Oh sweet y’all set up mee6