I've got a newborn, and a toddler that doesnt wanna sleep

Lol sounds entertaining

Ahh been there my man

It's not.

Yup I don’t miss the days of non sleeping children

Just give them a little Benadryl and then ZzZz

Yeah. I'm waiting for it to be over. Wife just her tubes tied today, so she cant breastfeed while the pain medicine is working, and the newborn ain't fucking having it

That’s rough. “I got nipples Greg, can you milk me”

If I had a bullet every time she mentioned my useless nipples, I could hold off the ATF at a compound in texas for 52 days

Damnn that’s double the Waco people lol

I'm just excited that in 15 years or so, I'll have extra hands on guns in the house, so I dont have to wait for people to come rescue me

"Dad, why the fuck do we have 300 oil filters to different vehicles we dont own?"
"I think it's time for the TALK."

Lol sons or daughters?

Or both?

Both lol

Me too

One each

Perfect

Nice lol

I was hoping for the second boy, but my wife did some bayou voodoo magic or some shit to ensure we had a girl

Good thing is, you get the best of both worlds when they grow up I guess

There’s no love like the love for your daughter man

Yea my daughter is older. Kinda wish it was the other way around

One to protect the other

Exactly. Even though now they are at each others throats all the time lol

Aaannndddd that's what I'm not prepared for. I know that's gonna be a thing regardless at some point with them

Lol yup it sure will be

Morning folks

Morning

Hope y’all got some sleep

Morning gentlemen

Sure as fuck ain’t been to be yet 😂

Not much but more than none

I fell asleep with my light on so my eyes feel like they got hit with a double decker bus

I will say I do enjoy the lack of morning traffic waking me. Now its just screaming kids doing that

Good morning gents

I hate falling asleep with the light on. Such a shitty feeling when you wake up

@yeetasaurus can’t tell you how many times I fell asleep with my windows not covered my windows face the east so that morning sun fries my fuckin eyes

Lol I haven’t gotten to sleep past sunrise in years

It’s the only way I can get some sleep sometimes 😂😂

Oh sweet y’all set up mee6