Message from @Sh0t

Discord ID: 631252785752571935


2019-10-06 19:06:30 UTC  

*ah yes the new iphone runs faster, nothing to do with our system slowing down process to ensure your old iphone has the same battery life*

2019-10-06 19:06:33 UTC  

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2019-10-06 19:10:18 UTC  

If they sped up progress there'd be lots of deflation

2019-10-06 19:11:43 UTC  

For example as technology has advanced phones have been getting smaller and cheaper

2019-10-06 19:24:18 UTC  

yeah but they've reached a point where transistors and things have gotten so small that it's difficult to work with

2019-10-06 19:24:56 UTC  

quantum stuff might be the next avenue to improve things but like I'm not so sure that will ever be widely available

2019-10-08 07:19:01 UTC  

What happened to Osama bin laden after he was found by Us operatives seal team six led by the cia

2019-10-08 07:21:10 UTC  

Supposedly they did a burial by sea

2019-10-08 07:25:49 UTC  

GG @RiseAgainst14, you just advanced to level 6!

2019-10-08 07:43:53 UTC  

They supposedly say that we got him, but I believe that we did not, they say that we dropped him into the sea in accordance to Islamic tradition. But no where in any of the stuff that we read in the religion of Islam that states that they are to bury the dead in the sea.

2019-10-08 10:06:26 UTC  

QED: Bin Laden still lives - and perhaps he is even pulling strings in the white house

2019-10-08 10:07:04 UTC  

Never forgetti Flight 655

2019-10-08 10:07:04 UTC  

GG @Weeb Lord, you just advanced to level 2!

2019-10-08 10:22:14 UTC  

O

2019-10-08 10:24:06 UTC  

I can't believe oxygen is going out slow

2019-10-08 16:00:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604315008490536980/631158870999302184/FB_IMG_1570544125660.jpg

2019-10-08 16:57:36 UTC  

damn

2019-10-08 21:04:16 UTC  

that looks fake

2019-10-08 22:08:38 UTC  

*pre-uber times*

2019-10-08 22:13:03 UTC  

Chinese style wheelbarrow would have done well instead

2019-10-08 22:13:12 UTC  

probably much safer

2019-10-09 00:14:05 UTC  

mhm

2019-10-11 15:58:28 UTC  

ida sword(Yoruba)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604315008490536980/632245639786397706/image0.jpg

2019-10-11 22:51:04 UTC  

they look like metal cavemen clubs

2019-10-12 02:01:06 UTC  

lol

2019-10-12 20:48:15 UTC  

i farted the other day and it stunk for a solid 10 minutes

2019-10-12 20:57:23 UTC  

woah

2019-10-12 20:57:55 UTC  

Don't you just feel acomplished when your fart stinks like real good

2019-10-12 20:58:01 UTC  

When you're alone

2019-10-12 20:58:24 UTC  

You're like: I did a good job

2019-10-12 22:39:36 UTC  

Nah I don't hot box myself. Ill go outside and then come back in

2019-10-13 00:39:33 UTC  

Xenophobic projections

2019-10-13 00:40:33 UTC  

Also, ironically, his supporters are some of the most disgusting Walmart hogs around.

2019-10-13 00:41:07 UTC  

Afraid to wash their anuses because it's "gay" (this is real, people actually think like this)

2019-10-13 00:41:33 UTC  

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2019-10-13 01:15:18 UTC  

Is that like Newt Gingrinch impeaching Clinton and now saying impeaching Trump is unconstitutional?

2019-10-13 03:28:54 UTC  

wait

2019-10-13 03:28:57 UTC  

decades...

2019-10-13 03:29:11 UTC  

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2019-10-13 03:29:18 UTC  

Decades of study you say?