but really it's just a way to get people to buy new iPhones instead of new batteries

*ah yes the new iphone runs faster, nothing to do with our system slowing down process to ensure your old iphone has the same battery life*

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If they sped up progress there'd be lots of deflation

For example as technology has advanced phones have been getting smaller and cheaper

yeah but they've reached a point where transistors and things have gotten so small that it's difficult to work with

quantum stuff might be the next avenue to improve things but like I'm not so sure that will ever be widely available

What happened to Osama bin laden after he was found by Us operatives seal team six led by the cia

Supposedly they did a burial by sea

GG @RiseAgainst14, you just advanced to level 6!

They supposedly say that we got him, but I believe that we did not, they say that we dropped him into the sea in accordance to Islamic tradition. But no where in any of the stuff that we read in the religion of Islam that states that they are to bury the dead in the sea.

QED: Bin Laden still lives - and perhaps he is even pulling strings in the white house

Never forgetti Flight 655

GG @Weeb Lord, you just advanced to level 2!

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I can't believe oxygen is going out slow

damn

that looks fake

*pre-uber times*

Chinese style wheelbarrow would have done well instead

probably much safer

mhm

ida sword(Yoruba)

they look like metal cavemen clubs

lol

i farted the other day and it stunk for a solid 10 minutes

woah

Don't you just feel acomplished when your fart stinks like real good

When you're alone

You're like: I did a good job

Nah I don't hot box myself. Ill go outside and then come back in

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-supporters-dislike-smell-of-body-odor-gas-feet-2018-2

Xenophobic projections

Also, ironically, his supporters are some of the most disgusting Walmart hogs around.

Afraid to wash their anuses because it's "gay" (this is real, people actually think like this)

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Is that like Newt Gingrinch impeaching Clinton and now saying impeaching Trump is unconstitutional?

wait

decades...

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