really just come here and go out

women are super easy to hit on here

oh they have that dating app here, the one where you swipe

my brother in law was using it once

yeah that one

@Fulcrum010 it's up to you to solve our population crisis

actually really that is actually a way to solve the problem

I have 3 kids so I've solved enough of that problem and I'll leave it up to you guys to finish up solving it

Japanese women are great. Nice and compact, they age well, and Japan is a country where women wear skirts and act like women and like it

you know you could draw some parallels there yeah

Yeah but I'm not sure why they don't try to be honest

it's like there's two kinds of guys here, the ones that end up going out and getting women and settling down and the ones that are just like "I can't deal with relationships"

oh yeah and I get hit on all the time

women hit on me in front of my wife

I'm not even that attractive or anything. I mean I guess I have an OK face but I'm out of shape

and I'm 35 and look it

the profile pic I have is just an amazingly good shot

I dunno about aged but I don't look like I'm in my 20's or anything

and I've had people say I look like I was older than I am

yeah definitely

this was probably a good 10+ years ago, but me and my wife were getting new phones and we had our infant son; and when my wife went to the bathroom the girl who was doing our paperwork was like "my mom was a single parent and I could totally do that, it would be great to have a kid from someone like you"

it freaked me the fuck out and I just wanted to leave so bad but we were still waiting for the phones to activate

omfg if you did that in real life it'd just be a disaster

how do you mean?

Japanese women are pretty straight forward generally

then again I've been living here so long I really couldn't tell you how they compare to women in other countries

I get the impression they're less insane and way more sexually open than American women

no most Japanese are center-right

including the women

pfft you couldn't say that about my wife and I'm practically hitler compared to a US Democrat

there's been a few times where I've been like "just let gay people be" and she'll be like "They're disgusting"

or something like that

like we had a discussion about my brother in law not having a girlfriend and I'm like "I kinda think he may be gay" and I was totally OK with that but she's like "if he turns out to be gay I'm never talking to him again"

well she already doesn't like him so much - cuts the guy 0 slack

he's a bit of a looser but he's a nice guy

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 Dead on about FWD. The only acceptable layouts are FR, any layout AWD, MR, RR

what is this "SCP" people are talking about?

a news paper or something?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaha

yeah reading that description it looks like it had a lot of opportunity to be abused

bonus points for using the black and brown topped gay flag for extra inclusivity (unless you're white or asian)

is that what the acronym is now? I thought there was a 2 in there

@Deleted User thanks!

I'll catch up on it, thanks for the heads up

@Reaps I'll follow your lead then and watch that first

yeah my wife certainly likes dick. And I don't wear suits.

damn right

and don't shame women for wanting it

@MountainMan > who the hell cares who wants the most sex
That's actually a good point. There's only so much you can handle in a set period of time.

the right ammount of sex is the ammount that makes you and your partner happy

@Ruggwain oral sex is awesome and I commend the porn industry for this grade A conspiracy

hail the porn illuminati

who kisses for 2 hours!?

serioously?

I've never had somethig like that

damn

I have a daughter, and in a few years when she gets older and brings over boys I'm just going to burst into her room and throw a crumpled paper bag containing two condoms, some cotton rope, and a pack of moist wipes and scream "BE SAFE AND LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR" and just leave

@Ruggwain see when you say "please don't" you're having the response a functional adult would have to that sitution. The problem here is I am not a functional adult.

oh I should include a book on safe bondage knots in the bag too because if you mess that up you could get hurt

trick to actual proper bondage knots is to always use two strands of rope

if you have two strands parallel you can always loosten them, and it's hard to make a knot you can't undo and it's hard to make knots that get too tight

@Reaps that's what we call it. That or 緊縛

縛り [shibari] litearlly just means "tied"

kinda like how bukkake ぶっかけ just means "overly covered with"

gokkun is the sound of swallowing

bukkake is just kake(cover with, put toppings on, etc.) with the prefix ぶっ which means like "the fuck out of"

so like ぶっ殺す [bukkorosu] is like "I'm going to kill the fuck out of you"

ぶっ飛ばす is like "fucking flying" and you say it when you're just going really fast (like in a car)

@banestrum you have excellent tastes, sir

ditto

yeah, and I don't get like the setup really

it's one of those fetishes that is actually super specific and completely unrealistic in that the effort to set something up like that would just be insane

btw it's not nearly as popular here as it is overseas

like you don't even see it indexed here

it's super niche

I don't think I hate vore but I certainly don't like it. What I hate is that cuck porn which I didn't even know existed until the term cuck came into use as an insult to leftists

if my wife was like "I want to fuck other men because I think you're inadiquate and I want you to watch me being fucked to enforce that you are inadequate" there's no way that wouldn't end in a double homocide

@Reaps no I didn't

@DanielKO I eat plenty of soy but I don't fag out from it. There's a genetic defficiency that predicates the soyboy syndrome

mabou toufu, yakko, agedoufu - plenty of good stuff with soy

I mean I don't go nuts with soy every day

maybe two or three times a week I'll have something with some tofu in it

not for here

I'm mixed race but not asian. I live in Japan

there's tons of soy consumed across asia and we have plenty of man-on-woman sex

I think with the soyboys it's they have a low testosterone to begin with and the soy is just compounding the issue

@banestrum damn right

dude my wife calls my son 女々しい when his nails get too long as an insult to get him to cut them

女々しい [memeshii] is like "girly"

damn who could actually consume 7000kcal a day!?

the literal word for man is manly in Japanese/Chinese

男 is a combination of field and power "power in the field/field work"

you can call a guy a bitch in Japanese and it works as an insult

@MountainMan not exactly we just kind don't like koreans and chinese

we have an extreme right wing called just 右翼 (literally just "right wing") but most of them are expatriated chinese and koreans who hated their own countries so much the left and came to Japan, which they believe is the antithesis to them

@MountainMan the camps for the weiger or whatever?

well not exactly, it's these tribes of asian and turkik muslims

yeah

well these people got super radicalized

especially the weiger or however it's spelled in english