@MountainMan
>Imagine saying Oralsex is a conspiracy by the porn industry

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OOF

@MountainMan
>Imagine saying Oralsex is a conspiracy by the porn industry

@Ruggwain oral sex is awesome and I commend the porn industry for this grade A conspiracy

agreed

hail porn

porn is pretty fun tbh.

hail the porn illuminati

fUCKING HELL

blue balls deluxe

who kisses for 2 hours!?

oof

jesus

me tho

been there

I think it was about 3 hours

serioously?

yee

I've never had somethig like that

been there multiple times.

damn

we were at her house and her parents came home. we couldnt frigg.

@MountainMan
>Imagine saying Oralsex is a conspiracy by the porn industry

how small was the house <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

really small

it was a flat. you know those that have many houses in them.

I don't know what they are called.

no, I was asking about the size of the *house*

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I'm rarted help

I have a daughter, and in a few years when she gets older and brings over boys I'm just going to burst into her room and throw a crumpled paper bag containing two condoms, some cotton rope, and a pack of moist wipes and scream "BE SAFE AND LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR" and just leave

Don't

this is gonna come in handy..

@Ruggwain stop being rarted

ouch @Reaps

@Deleted User huh?

teach your daughters safe sex

@Ƶero Just do what John Candy does in Uncle Buck

they're gonna do it. even if you wouldnt want them to do it.