who kisses for 2 hours!?

oof

jesus

me tho

been there

I think it was about 3 hours

serioously?

yee

I've never had somethig like that

been there multiple times.

damn

we were at her house and her parents came home. we couldnt frigg.

@MountainMan
>Imagine saying Oralsex is a conspiracy by the porn industry

how small was the house <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

really small

it was a flat. you know those that have many houses in them.

I don't know what they are called.

no, I was asking about the size of the *house*

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

I'm rarted help

I have a daughter, and in a few years when she gets older and brings over boys I'm just going to burst into her room and throw a crumpled paper bag containing two condoms, some cotton rope, and a pack of moist wipes and scream "BE SAFE AND LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR" and just leave

Don't

this is gonna come in handy..

@Ruggwain stop being rarted

ouch @Reaps

@Deleted User huh?

teach your daughters safe sex

@Ƶero Just do what John Candy does in Uncle Buck

they're gonna do it. even if you wouldnt want them to do it.

^

its the same with drinking

that's why you gotta make sure they do it safe

yee

@Ruggwain see when you say "please don't" you're having the response a functional adult would have to that sitution. The problem here is I am not a functional adult.

lol

oh I should include a book on safe bondage knots in the bag too because if you mess that up you could get hurt

oof

Safe bondage knots

Boyscouts kek

I think I have one of those books somewhere