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2018-05-29 16:33:43 UTC
2018-05-29 16:34:50 UTC

IF SHE BREATHES SHE A THOT

2018-05-29 16:47:09 UTC
2018-05-29 17:06:55 UTC

Irony of this is that some faggot posted this on 4chan

2018-05-29 17:11:09 UTC

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2018-05-29 17:40:24 UTC

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2018-05-29 17:43:09 UTC

<:cleanyourroom:429612328192049152>

2018-05-29 18:06:46 UTC

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2018-05-29 18:50:34 UTC

The madman!

2018-05-29 18:54:37 UTC

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2018-05-29 18:54:44 UTC

This almost look like a parody

2018-05-29 18:54:51 UTC

What happened to him?

2018-05-29 18:57:33 UTC

In case people didn't click on the tweet: the crazy feminist is screaming "why don't you use your money for something good, like further somebody's education?" and Elon replies "I tried donating to you, but you don't accept PayPal."

2018-05-29 19:02:59 UTC

Normal sniper bullets and Israeli sniper bullets

2018-05-29 19:49:50 UTC

lol

2018-05-29 20:27:17 UTC

I miss 2013 Sargon

2018-05-29 20:27:21 UTC

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2018-05-29 20:27:44 UTC

needs more jpeg

2018-05-29 20:28:39 UTC

This is the best I could get from his first interview with Crowder

2018-05-29 20:28:58 UTC

He looks like he has aged 20 years since then

2018-05-29 20:29:21 UTC

He kinda looks like a neck beard though

2018-05-29 20:30:07 UTC

He lost weight

2018-05-29 20:30:37 UTC

Heโ€™s going grey

2018-05-29 20:30:54 UTC

Hes no longer a Chubby Boi

and still he's more married and more reproductive than you

2018-05-29 20:31:17 UTC

Yes

2018-05-29 20:31:51 UTC

Speaking of which, what is the source of the rumors that his son isnโ€™t โ€œhis sonโ€

2018-05-29 20:33:04 UTC

iirc he has a step child through his wife and a son through her too

NO idea. That's his business

2018-05-29 20:35:44 UTC

Was it from his wifeโ€™s previous husband or what?

2018-05-29 20:36:44 UTC

I really donโ€™t care about this kinda stuff, its just really fucking cringeworthy when the alt right says something along the lines of โ€œmuh soyfatherโ€ or โ€œmuh wifeโ€™s sonโ€

2018-05-29 20:36:49 UTC

@Puma
Salt right talking shit

2018-05-29 20:36:53 UTC

As always

2018-05-29 20:37:00 UTC

Nice name

2018-05-29 20:37:17 UTC

I think he has said before that he has a daughter in school, which would probably be his step child, and then his son would be biological.

2018-05-29 20:38:45 UTC

We did get a recent video with baby boy Sarkid, he came into his office at the end of a recent stream.

2018-05-29 20:39:24 UTC

when your dad's a youtuber

2018-05-29 20:39:25 UTC

Which stream? Newscast or Twis

2018-05-29 20:39:42 UTC

It was one of the recent Newscasts.

2018-05-29 20:39:59 UTC

Within the past few weeks.

go talk to your Mother

2018-05-29 20:42:42 UTC

Damn that resemblance

2018-05-29 20:43:32 UTC

Heโ€™s so cute

Kid has got grey in his beard

2018-05-29 20:43:41 UTC

Yup

2018-05-29 20:47:03 UTC

I wonder what Sargon's wife day job is?

2018-05-29 20:47:12 UTC

or is he making that stay at home mom money?

2018-05-29 20:48:13 UTC

I doubt it

2018-05-29 20:48:46 UTC

Especcially since Sargon can be a stay at home dad, his career allows for that kind of stuff

2018-05-29 20:51:10 UTC

good point

2018-05-29 21:37:28 UTC

implying the jews have special sniper bullets

I imagine a hits a hit these days

I do remember reading reports from ww1 dudes saying the Thompson wasn't enough tho

2018-05-29 21:57:48 UTC

So a guy would get hit and would actually keep fighting after that?

2018-05-29 21:58:30 UTC

And with a Thompson I'd imagine they would get hit more than once

They were talkin' to the level of empting magazines at charging Germans and it not doing much and it ended up hand to hand

but there's so many factors

The Chicago Mafia did ok

WW1 was bit differnent though

The British army had a problem with Drafted guys shooting *OVER* the heads of enemy troops cus they didn't wanna go to hell for Murder

2018-05-29 22:06:35 UTC

You mean above the heads

2018-05-29 22:06:49 UTC

Shooting the heads wouldn't have been a problem

2018-05-29 22:11:56 UTC

The French have just designed a deadly new weapon

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/451145699480961034/E02-010717-Bread-Knife-1.png

That only works before about 8am

6am in France man carrying a Baguette

After that we have to weaponise Wine Bottles

2018-05-29 22:41:36 UTC

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This Chopper is FUBAR

2018-05-29 22:48:10 UTC

When you hit the weights in Istanbul

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2018-05-29 22:53:20 UTC

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2018-05-29 22:53:43 UTC

hmmm

2018-05-29 22:53:48 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-05-29 22:54:35 UTC

<:GWupuGuriThinking:390299785841606656>

2018-05-29 22:56:10 UTC

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2018-05-29 22:58:19 UTC

The uncensored photos, show a lot of blood. He didn't beat them down, he stabbed them with a box cutter.

maybe we have different definition of a box cutter

2018-05-29 23:00:34 UTC

Americans need to colonize the UK and teach them English.

That a Retractable Hobby Knife

2018-05-29 23:02:30 UTC

To be fair, the cops responding to the hostage situation were very incompetent, so we can't just assume the two dead cops were particularly incompetent. Belgium doesn't have real cops.

2018-05-29 23:04:18 UTC

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2018-05-29 23:04:21 UTC

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2018-05-29 23:04:27 UTC

I have several questions

2018-05-29 23:04:56 UTC

Roughly

2018-05-29 23:05:24 UTC

Well I could just ask god to do Great Flood Part 2 Electric Boogaloo instead

2018-05-29 23:06:03 UTC

UK cops on the other hand...

2018-05-29 23:07:29 UTC

It's a real story too

we had custom skins and crosshairs like 25 years ago

make your own level even

This article mostly sounds like. I like Fortnite and it's my first game. Now I want all games to be like Fortnite

2018-05-29 23:15:53 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ : [That's] "a Retractable Hobby Knife"

It is used as such over on this side of the pond as well....

....But people around here typically use them for cutting boxes

I had the retractable when I like 12

At work we could in theroy have Razor blade stanley when I was 17ish

2018-05-29 23:18:36 UTC

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2018-05-29 23:18:48 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @DanielKO as far as I understood he purposefully assaulted them with the box cutter first so they weren't really on his case in the first place

2018-05-29 23:19:06 UTC

It's not unrealistic for him to slit one's throat and then stab down the other when she tries to react

but when it said box cutter I thought of this

2018-05-29 23:19:52 UTC

How would you cut a box with that?

2018-05-29 23:20:07 UTC

What in the fuck

2018-05-29 23:20:13 UTC

I've never seen such a thing in my entire life

it's pretty good, but it only cuts boxes

2018-05-29 23:20:41 UTC

Isn't that for cutting, like, wires, strings?

2018-05-29 23:21:59 UTC

And yes, the terrorist surprised the two cops from behind, it appears, stabbed/cut their throats, then took their guns, and shot each in the head.

it is a good tool but just for boxes

2018-05-29 23:25:56 UTC

Like the rest of your government ๐Ÿ˜›

At the time my gf and I were working different departments in the same store but we didn't work with boxes

SO I had Health and Safety Leader Olga (Austrian)

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Come down and tell me that I should use the Safety Knife

and how much it would injure my wrists

2018-05-29 23:30:17 UTC

Working part time in a Warehouse for 5 years, I only nearly cut my wrists twice with a Box cutter ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-05-29 23:30:51 UTC

someone hasn't been studying the blade

2018-05-29 23:31:14 UTC

8 Hour days, you sometimes get lazy at the end o.0

2018-05-29 23:31:48 UTC

My Older brother somehow ran one across the back of his fingers on his left hand, I have no fucking idea how.

2018-05-29 23:32:41 UTC

don't get lazy

I was big enough to just tear cases and stuff apart. My worry was for her cus she was only 4'11. So I'd like her to have knife that actually works Olga

2018-05-29 23:33:32 UTC

Tearing things isn't an issue, we mostly cut to get the boxes to a decent size for shipping and in good shape

2018-05-29 23:34:14 UTC

Got lots of free video games doing that job as well ๐Ÿ˜„

that was 8-10 years ago, I was allowed a Stanley and she had a Retractable. Which worked well

Can you imagine that now?

Can't even work with a Potato Cutter

We have to peel potatoes with sandpaper

2018-05-29 23:41:14 UTC

the real issue is that you are going where potatoes are, those things are deadly!

2018-05-29 23:42:00 UTC

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2018-05-30 00:00:03 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-05-30 00:01:21 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-05-30 00:11:27 UTC

that really does make me think

2018-05-30 00:21:45 UTC

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2018-05-30 00:52:40 UTC

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2018-05-30 01:22:55 UTC

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2018-05-30 01:23:30 UTC

Is it?

2018-05-30 01:24:21 UTC

everything is racist, so yes

2018-05-30 01:24:28 UTC

There are some dumbass retards on Quora

2018-05-30 01:25:40 UTC

it's garbage

2018-05-30 01:27:07 UTC

That reminds me, so that female cop sued (and won 15k pounds) for failing her dog handling exam, due to lack of strength to carry/hold the dog. So what to they do now, to avoid continuously getting sued for failing female cops, for not being strong enough to handle dogs? Get smaller, weaker dogs?

2018-05-30 01:29:44 UTC

i'm pretty sure quora is one big meme anyway

2018-05-30 01:30:15 UTC

```
Judge Street said: 'Where a standard test had negative impacts on members of a protected group, here women, then it either needs to be changed or objectively justified.'

The judge agreed women were at particular disadvantage compared with men and awarded Miss Carter a total of ยฃ14,930 for indirect sex discrimination.```

2018-05-30 01:30:35 UTC

So the UK police might end up replacing their German Shepherds with ankle biters.

2018-05-30 01:31:35 UTC

Yeah, Quora is one big circlejerk

2018-05-30 01:31:57 UTC

`tagged: Nazism`

2018-05-30 01:32:20 UTC

I'm pretty sure that was intended as a troll question.

2018-05-30 01:34:37 UTC

Objectively justified?

2018-05-30 01:34:47 UTC

Big strong dogs r good

2018-05-30 01:35:08 UTC

Surely that's all you need?

2018-05-30 01:38:59 UTC

yeah it's dumb. lowering any sort of standard goes against the whole point of training. If you need people to be able to tread water for 5 hours, you don't let in people who can't do it, because they will FUCKING DROWN!
"oh but we can't leave people out"
there is literally no point of having them there if they can't do the job.
It's like your little brother playing with a nonworking controller just to keep him from freaking out, except this is real life where people die because we have to lower standards to let Susie play.

2018-05-30 01:39:02 UTC

Doggos are good bois

2018-05-30 01:41:02 UTC

If you can't have standards and tests you don't exactly need cops do you

2018-05-30 01:41:19 UTC

If they can't do anything citizens can

2018-05-30 01:42:08 UTC

they get authority

2018-05-30 01:42:38 UTC

that's about it

2018-05-30 01:47:18 UTC

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2018-05-30 01:55:03 UTC

yes, exterminate the furrs

2018-05-30 01:56:14 UTC

Remember: no furfag

2018-05-30 02:43:26 UTC

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2018-05-30 02:54:42 UTC

ahh, much more realistic

2018-05-30 04:34:20 UTC

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2018-05-30 06:09:50 UTC

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2018-05-30 06:23:30 UTC

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2018-05-30 06:52:16 UTC

Female robots might end this crazy feminist wave

2018-05-30 06:55:19 UTC

it'd be funny if it did

2018-05-30 06:55:26 UTC

yeah

2018-05-30 06:55:40 UTC

besides all men are good with soft tits in their face, they don't care if it's a robot or some woman

2018-05-30 06:55:48 UTC

so long as it's not a trap

2018-05-30 06:57:08 UTC

Nothing wrong with trap tits

2018-05-30 06:58:11 UTC

Beyond their rarity

2018-05-30 07:02:13 UTC

everyone has their things

2018-05-30 09:12:34 UTC

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2018-05-30 09:21:54 UTC

What's that referencing?

2018-05-30 09:24:29 UTC

border hopping

2018-05-30 09:24:35 UTC

they hold onto trucks/trains

2018-05-30 09:27:22 UTC

no.

2018-05-30 09:27:41 UTC

The dude in France who was granted citizenship for climbing four stories to rescue a child

2018-05-30 09:27:44 UTC

Something like that

2018-05-30 09:28:20 UTC

Oh...

2018-05-30 09:35:42 UTC

honestly, I'm ok with someone getting citizenship for doing something like that
shows they care about the people in the country and shit
obviously a few other requirements need to be met, but still

2018-05-30 09:35:54 UTC

good on him

2018-05-30 09:57:20 UTC

next thing you know guilty white middle class women will start dropping their kids out of windows for these migrants to catch

2018-05-30 10:05:34 UTC

they want that migrant dick

2018-05-30 10:08:22 UTC

My cynical side thought the same thing, but it can't possibly happen at any significant scale before people notice it.

2018-05-30 10:09:16 UTC

Also, the dad in this case is being investigated for child negligence.

I read the Dad had a history of leaving the kid home alone

My sister called Trump a dangerous racist during the campaign

so I sent her that video

Forgot about that tidbit in one of your favourite movies didn't you sis?

2018-05-30 11:17:28 UTC

trump is a good guy

2018-05-30 11:17:32 UTC

<:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

2018-05-30 11:23:32 UTC

Dat last clip though...

Back that shit up. That's young Melania in Zoolander

2018-05-30 11:41:19 UTC

doesn't it seem like he was saying that he wishes he was there to see Michael Cane make that faux pas?

2018-05-30 12:01:03 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-05-30 12:48:21 UTC

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Man needs more pineapple in his diet

2018-05-30 12:54:50 UTC

Broo, the Cum Tasting Expert.

but I'm the dispensary and collect feedback

2018-05-30 13:11:13 UTC

broo the cum catcher

2018-05-30 13:14:08 UTC

i mean

2018-05-30 13:14:18 UTC

she only cried after?

2018-05-30 13:14:27 UTC

what about the meat she had during the succ? <:GWcmeisterPeepoE:403295297159299083>

I guess it only counts as Murder if you swallow

2018-05-30 14:47:25 UTC

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2018-05-30 14:49:51 UTC

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2018-05-30 14:50:04 UTC

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