The French have just designed a deadly new weapon

That only works before about 8am

6am in France man carrying a Baguette

totally normal

After that we have to weaponise Wine Bottles

oh wait

This Chopper is FUBAR

When you hit the weights in Istanbul

hmmm

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The uncensored photos, show a lot of blood. He didn't beat them down, he stabbed them with a box cutter.

a box cutter?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/Box-cutter.jpg

maybe we have different definition of a box cutter

Americans need to colonize the UK and teach them English.

That a Retractable Hobby Knife

To be fair, the cops responding to the hostage situation were very incompetent, so we can't just assume the two dead cops were particularly incompetent. Belgium doesn't have real cops.

I have several questions

I'm guessing 12

Roughly

Well I could just ask god to do Great Flood Part 2 Electric Boogaloo instead

https://streamable.com/fruiy

UK cops on the other hand...

https://screenrant.com/game-franchises-battle-royle-fortnite/amp/

It's a real story too

but they ain't

we had custom skins and crosshairs like 25 years ago

custom models

make your own level even

Copy what?

This article mostly sounds like. I like Fortnite and it's my first game. Now I want all games to be like Fortnite

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 : [That's] "a Retractable Hobby Knife"

It is used as such over on this side of the pond as well....

....But people around here typically use them for cutting boxes

I had the retractable when I like 12

At work we could in theroy have Razor blade stanley when I was 17ish

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0016/6442/products/Boxcutter_1_large.jpg?v=1225767611