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2018-04-18 13:27:54 UTC

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2018-04-18 13:39:04 UTC

Donut never delivering the Roof Koreans video.

2018-04-18 13:41:52 UTC

I was thinking about this a few days ago

2018-04-18 13:42:12 UTC

Then I watched his latest video and it was the top-rated comment, so I'm glad I wasn't the only one who hadn't forgotten about it

2018-04-18 13:52:49 UTC

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Next time ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

2018-04-18 14:52:19 UTC

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2018-04-18 14:52:31 UTC

<:what:382980756139409409>

Leaf <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-04-18 15:20:12 UTC
2018-04-18 15:20:23 UTC

There is no talk when the other side is screaming trying to shut you down

2018-04-18 15:20:42 UTC

Plus, the cash me outside girl has a YouTube channel with millions of subs

2018-04-18 15:20:44 UTC

It's ridiculous

that's why it's funny

2018-04-18 15:44:59 UTC

Just got rejected by the first girl i ever asked out

2018-04-18 15:45:04 UTC

Feelsbadman

Doesn't mean shit bruh

Trump had to ask Melania out three times

So <:cleanyourroom:429612328192049152> and try again or look at all the other wamyns

2018-04-18 16:17:08 UTC

Just go work in retail for a while and get used to being rejected by customers you're trying to upsell to

2018-04-18 16:17:59 UTC

Also experience the feeling of *not* upselling to a customer - only to have that same customer go and buy something that you *could* have upsold to them if you had just fuckin' said something earlier

2018-04-18 16:18:43 UTC

Come to the conclusion that the only way you're absolutely 100% *not* going to get a 'yes' answer is by *never upselling to anyone* and how damaging that could be for your future employeeship

2018-04-18 16:18:57 UTC

Then transfer and apply these experiences to wahmen <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-04-18 18:07:41 UTC

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2018-04-18 18:08:13 UTC

Who says black fathers are dead beats?

2018-04-18 18:10:19 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2018-04-18 18:22:25 UTC

I can see a nipple

๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ

2018-04-18 18:49:57 UTC

mods, remove for lewds

2018-04-18 18:51:39 UTC

man nipples have less BPA

2018-04-18 19:03:52 UTC

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2018-04-18 20:24:54 UTC

Thank God he is using his nipple and not something else

2018-04-18 20:38:48 UTC

Jesus

2018-04-18 20:59:14 UTC

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2018-04-18 21:04:28 UTC

Das gay

2018-04-18 21:05:50 UTC

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2018-04-18 22:09:45 UTC

@Deleted User
What did you expected?

2018-04-18 22:10:46 UTC

Something not gay

2018-04-18 22:20:24 UTC

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2018-04-18 23:37:43 UTC

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2018-04-18 23:38:38 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ

2018-04-19 00:00:09 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-04-19 01:56:58 UTC

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2018-04-19 02:22:35 UTC

that's pretty sound advice

It's sound to not act 'camp'

You should act normal but you just happen to be gay

put away that furry suit

2018-04-19 04:45:17 UTC

She did a good thing smh
In Australia we have volunteer organisations that raise wombats who have lost their parents, and they get a lot of young wombats from people who do this sort of thing

2018-04-19 09:19:02 UTC

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2018-04-19 09:55:01 UTC

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2018-04-19 09:57:35 UTC

lol

2018-04-19 11:35:03 UTC

..

2018-04-19 11:35:06 UTC

..well.

2018-04-19 11:35:09 UTC

..okay then.

2018-04-19 11:35:51 UTC

And this is why Starbucks is kowtowing to these idiots

2018-04-19 11:35:56 UTC

Because these idiots are their customer base

but they are white so they are STILL racist

2018-04-19 11:50:07 UTC

but they hate themselves for being white because being white is to be inherently racist so it's fine

blah the word racist is thrown around like candy

like Nazi, Alt-Righter, Anarchist

Blimey, now those candies are racist

2018-04-19 11:52:43 UTC

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2018-04-19 11:53:27 UTC

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2018-04-19 11:53:31 UTC

hahahahhaa

2018-04-19 11:53:48 UTC

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

Yeah I'm no SJW but a few of these Candies should be fazed out

2018-04-19 11:57:53 UTC

Some of them just look like tribal masks

2018-04-19 11:58:21 UTC

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2018-04-19 12:00:05 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-04-19 14:07:19 UTC

quantum, he speaks

2018-04-19 14:22:52 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Just a bunch of stereotypes, nothing wrong with that

no it's just distasteful

Context is everything

There's loads of sterotypes in The Simpsons and that's cool

but this is a sweet that could be molded in to any shape

2018-04-19 14:48:37 UTC

Nah, it's fine

2018-04-19 14:48:43 UTC

Look at the Chinese dude

2018-04-19 14:52:13 UTC

Idk, I don't see much problem on those things

2018-04-19 14:52:35 UTC

Same thing was contrabantz complaining about the lack of black villans in far cry 5

2018-04-19 14:52:42 UTC

I honestly don't give a fuck about this

2018-04-19 14:52:47 UTC

I buy a candy to eat it

2018-04-19 14:52:54 UTC

I play a game have fun

2018-04-19 14:53:01 UTC

So I couldn't care less about those things

2018-04-19 14:59:07 UTC

Too few AND too many black people in Far Cry 5.

Since the Pepsi for Peace thing I've been saying don't pander to these people they will always find a fault

you cannot make them happy, ignore them

2018-04-19 15:29:10 UTC

Is that a fuking tank candy?

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2018-04-19 15:30:09 UTC

mmh liquorice

2018-04-19 15:30:32 UTC

racist liquorice

Tankie Candy REEEEEEE

I like Kat's Humour but Lindsay is still my Waifu

2018-04-19 15:39:41 UTC

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2018-04-19 15:52:51 UTC

Liquorice is fucking trash

2018-04-19 17:07:49 UTC

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2018-04-19 17:33:55 UTC

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2018-04-19 18:40:22 UTC

dat ending

2018-04-19 18:41:11 UTC

"because... we... are... flat............."

2018-04-19 18:52:37 UTC
2018-04-19 18:55:11 UTC

Cmon guys

2018-04-19 18:55:19 UTC

Whereโ€™s my racist Starbucks memes

2018-04-19 19:08:27 UTC

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2018-04-19 19:44:42 UTC

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2018-04-19 19:44:55 UTC

Daily reminder that Florida was a mistake

2018-04-19 19:45:55 UTC

Florida man has evolved

2018-04-19 19:46:00 UTC

To *Florida couple*

Take the tickets are made of solid gold out of it

and there's no crime

2018-04-19 19:49:33 UTC

Smells like bs though

2018-04-19 19:49:43 UTC

well written, regardless

Do you guys know where Florida man comes from?

2018-04-19 19:50:34 UTC

"I'm willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up" was juuuust a bit much

2018-04-19 19:50:44 UTC

Is that rhetorical or genuine

In Florida arrest records are public

so you get Florida Man put baby gator up his butt

2018-04-19 19:52:08 UTC

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2018-04-19 19:52:11 UTC

More insanity

2018-04-19 19:52:41 UTC

```The Jacksonville Sun-Times mistakenly re-reported the story as though it was actual news, and it has since been shared more than 500,000 times on social media websites. The Sun-Times later said that the story was an April Foolโ€™s Day Joke that it had fallen for:

โ€œUPDATE: This story turned out to be an April Foolโ€™s joke, and unfortunately we fell for it. The story, which several other websites also reported as fact, originated on March 31 with the websiteStuppid.com, and the photos of the fictional โ€œTito and Amanda Wattsโ€ came from this 2011 collection of bizarre mug shots. We apologize for publishing false information and regret this error.โ€```

2018-04-19 19:52:52 UTC

Shhh

2018-04-19 19:52:58 UTC

Let us have our fun

2018-04-19 19:53:25 UTC

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2018-04-19 19:53:31 UTC

Modern "art" in a nutshell

2018-04-19 19:54:37 UTC

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2018-04-19 19:55:08 UTC

You don't have a soul

2018-04-19 19:56:38 UTC

*m e an w h i l e*

2018-04-19 19:56:40 UTC

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oh baby eat that slice of Pizza

2018-04-19 20:22:14 UTC

Careful who you say that to

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2018-04-19 20:24:03 UTC

what's up with this ^

2018-04-19 20:24:05 UTC

people keep posting it

and everyone but me wants to shag it

2018-04-19 20:25:41 UTC

the fuck

it's not just shitlords here

2018-04-19 20:31:18 UTC

stop with the traps

2018-04-19 20:33:24 UTC

why

so men have filled the void

2018-04-19 20:38:15 UTC

```Pinochet did nothing wrong - Today at 6:31 AM
stop with the traps```

2018-04-19 20:38:23 UTC

Who the ***fuck*** do you think you are?

2018-04-19 20:38:30 UTC

*Maninkaden*?

2018-04-19 20:38:55 UTC

shouldn't that be

2018-04-19 20:38:59 UTC

Who the fuck do you think you are, y'cunt?

2018-04-19 20:39:02 UTC

Men have *always* been filling voids

2018-04-19 20:39:17 UTC

Trying to speak in their native language <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

They can't stop sleeping with Trump supporters folks

2018-04-19 21:14:15 UTC

Since you bois seem thirsty ATM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPeoFoPGuBo

2018-04-19 21:16:02 UTC

wtf

2018-04-19 21:16:08 UTC

not even real security

2018-04-19 21:48:22 UTC

@Legiondude
Do you trust the women on a place called bangcock?

2018-04-19 21:51:21 UTC

@Fulcrum010 I wouldn't

2018-04-19 23:03:08 UTC

Sounds like the original British socialist model, big company housing and supplying it's own workforce

2018-04-19 23:07:58 UTC

500 people? Yeah, the crime have to be low with this amount of people

2018-04-19 23:23:12 UTC

Fuck, I had twice that many people attending my high school

2018-04-19 23:24:03 UTC

And it was just a two story brick block

2018-04-19 23:26:25 UTC

Nice, with a bit of searching, you can still find a version of the video with the vagene uncensored. On youtube even.

2018-04-19 23:27:20 UTC

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2018-04-19 23:30:33 UTC

wow

2018-04-19 23:33:30 UTC

@Deleted User
He is the Romanian dictator

2018-04-19 23:38:40 UTC

can someone find the imagestrip of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z_RAbOJcu0

2018-04-19 23:39:53 UTC

Thatโ€™s why I find it strange that he said that

2018-04-19 23:46:28 UTC

she is ๐Ÿ’ฏ

2018-04-20 00:00:08 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-04-20 01:48:31 UTC

It appears ants have begun converting to Islam

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2018-04-20 02:39:45 UTC

That's metal af

2018-04-20 04:49:40 UTC
2018-04-20 05:26:26 UTC

tfw I go to school here

2018-04-20 06:41:42 UTC

Why hasnโ€™t the cunt died of a heart attack yet?

2018-04-20 08:21:54 UTC

Finally we can all unite under one goal

2018-04-20 09:05:43 UTC

I sense some karma going her way, fast.

2018-04-20 11:46:07 UTC

```It appears ants have begun converting to Islam```

Well, at least it didn't evolve from the fire ant

2018-04-20 12:00:05 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-04-20 12:19:30 UTC

any good starcucks memes?

2018-04-20 12:34:49 UTC

gonna be fun at closing time.

2018-04-20 12:35:29 UTC

So they are saying it wasn't the case until now....

2018-04-20 12:35:31 UTC

I see

2018-04-20 12:35:42 UTC

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2018-04-20 12:38:54 UTC

Man made

2018-04-20 12:45:15 UTC

#BlackCoffeeMatters

2018-04-20 13:05:37 UTC

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2018-04-20 13:11:25 UTC

By the way, that QR code...

2018-04-20 13:11:42 UTC

>Updated one, the qr code says "this is a robbery, put the money on the table or I will get violent"

2018-04-20 14:06:20 UTC

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2018-04-20 14:09:40 UTC

I'm Libertarian at the Federal level, Republican at the State level, Democrat at the County level and socialist at the family & friends level

so your 19 and confused

2018-04-20 14:17:41 UTC

*you're*

2018-04-20 16:26:22 UTC

Edgy cunt.

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