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Birthrate or girls is always higher

So Aborting boys is just loneier Women?

2018-09-17 21:05:56 UTC

It has varied over the decades. At some points its males others females. Tbh its all dependant on the individual sperm. Genetically the y chromosome is lighter than the x. But even that is not that important.

One man, one Woman, one Village

2018-09-17 22:33:43 UTC

Fucking cucknadians

2018-09-17 23:45:16 UTC

Excuse you

2018-09-17 23:45:27 UTC

you right but don't lump me in with those idiots

2018-09-17 23:52:43 UTC

You're okay @King Canuck , even with the crown

2018-09-17 23:53:01 UTC

:^)

2018-09-17 23:53:21 UTC

the crown thing was just cause I wanted some gimmick to my non-work/professional online self that wasn't something I'd grow out of in 10 minutes

2018-09-17 23:53:26 UTC

I've had a shitload of them over the years

2018-09-17 23:53:34 UTC

so I wanted something that more or less was me with a gimmicky flair

2018-09-18 01:46:50 UTC

https://youtu.be/yozqpDzuk1Q?t=8m23s LOL comments have been disabled. Most of them were criticizing the video, calling Anne Hathaway privileged and saying this is why we got Trump etc etc.

2018-09-18 02:16:49 UTC

lol you a screencap before?

2018-09-18 02:19:45 UTC

I fucking give up

2018-09-18 02:20:56 UTC

lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/491433413740462120/unknown.png

2018-09-18 05:19:55 UTC

if we offer to perform girl abortions for free in South Asia, there will eventually be no South Asians left <:high_iq:382980759012638731>

2018-09-18 05:21:04 UTC

>implying that it's a bad idea

2018-09-18 05:23:28 UTC

who said it was a bad idea?

2018-09-18 05:27:20 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-09-18 08:04:19 UTC

yup cyborg dick is a thing

2018-09-18 12:17:10 UTC

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

```Jason and Michelle Dight were on The Parade, Cowes, being photographed on their big day when Theresa May arrived on a motor cruiser.```

2018-09-18 14:22:32 UTC

lol holy shit

2018-09-18 14:22:45 UTC

if she'd crashed my wedding I'd have demolished her

I had a Hindu Wedding, she would look a bit out of place

I have mates that married in Thailand and Cuba and Mexico.

2018-09-18 14:28:58 UTC

local registry office like a normal northerner

At the start of 3 day wedding that I didn't fully understand

The Groom is supposed to arrived on a Elephant or a White Horse

Well I've still not ridden a horse

I wanted to change it to black but this didn't go down well

and yes my mates and I were singing this song

2018-09-18 16:07:13 UTC

hmm I sure that the original creator of sesame street did say they was not gay end of story. but what do the original creator knows of his own creations in current years

2018-09-18 16:22:02 UTC

That was the original creator in the article

2018-09-18 16:22:19 UTC

I think

2018-09-18 16:27:27 UTC

nope https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Henson he was the creating force behind it back in the early 70is

2018-09-18 16:31:17 UTC

so it a other case of let put a progressive spin on old characters as it to hard to make new ones

2018-09-18 17:01:27 UTC

Funny thing is, Isle of Wight is a very traditional English island. Yes May wants a complete open torrent of immigration for the mainland ๐Ÿค”

2018-09-18 17:02:14 UTC

I love the Isle of Wight. It's cultural englishness is one of it's primary assets

2018-09-18 17:48:51 UTC

More like Isle of *White*, amirite?

2018-09-18 18:59:43 UTC

is the isle of white the place you can get birtched?

2018-09-18 19:43:21 UTC

Oh wow, I based a dank meme off that too, but I don't have permission to post it <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

2018-09-18 21:59:28 UTC

this is so messed up

2018-09-18 22:30:16 UTC

@ITS HE-MA'AM fix your country

2018-09-18 22:35:13 UTC

@Deleted User oh thats just amsterdam a city of degenerate lefties. we should have built a wall around amsterdam... ugliest city.. the rest of the netherlands arent as retarded as these in amsterdam. rotterdam for example wouldnt let this happen

2018-09-18 22:37:33 UTC

@Deleted User our judges are hypocritcal Fucks.. pechtold makes racist comment on russians... no worry.. wilders mention morrocans... shitstorm hatespeech

2018-09-18 22:38:15 UTC

i wish we had judges like that one who convicted ted bundy

2018-09-18 22:48:38 UTC

i really despise my judicial system

2018-09-18 22:51:46 UTC

@ITS HE-MA'AM Lynch them

2018-09-19 01:28:38 UTC

Intellectual honesty is a crime in any totalitarian country; but even in England it is not exactly profitable to speak and write the truth.
https://www.facebook.com/liberalistsukofficial/photos/a.1843793368992252/1932106590160929/

2018-09-19 04:17:45 UTC

Oh good

2018-09-19 07:29:07 UTC

`m e a n w h i l e`

<:gay:382982146249326612>

2018-09-19 13:58:53 UTC

wtf

2018-09-19 14:01:06 UTC

`b o r n s t a r z`

2018-09-19 14:01:27 UTC

If a mod nukes that video I'm not gonna complain tbh

2018-09-19 14:05:06 UTC

No scat

Lax isn't poo porn my dude

I mean if you are dick in hand right now. THEN it's scat

2018-09-19 14:11:03 UTC

..

2018-09-19 14:11:14 UTC

"it's not porn if you don't jack off to it" <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

So if you are turned on by that video you are going to Prison

2018-09-19 14:14:31 UTC

was that real or fake? because it looked like a fucking nightmare

and that's why we drink cans of Diet Coke <:covfefe:440543908846632980> and not the School Lemonade

2018-09-19 14:22:19 UTC

If you want to post scat, ask yourself this "Why shouldn't my xp be reset?"

cus it's not scat it's a school prank gone wrong

Change A Diaper

2018-09-19 14:25:38 UTC

"Just a meme"

I bet you haven't pooped in years

your so perfect and clean you haven't bought toilet paper in 10 years

2018-09-19 14:27:49 UTC

I guess I'll reset xp

2018-09-19 14:27:54 UTC

cuz it's just a prank

oh wait your mama buys your toilet paper

2018-09-19 14:59:12 UTC

looks like that laxative video is from a netflix show. it definitely seemed too over the top to be real

Depends how much powder you put in the Lemonade <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-09-19 15:25:37 UTC

yeah, the vomit scene (and their reaction) kinda gave it away

2018-09-19 15:25:49 UTC

it's like 'really would just 'oh my god' that after everyone is literally shitting in the halls'

the smells got to him

2018-09-19 15:54:22 UTC

vomit scene? guest house paradiso?

2018-09-19 17:06:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/492018583786881045/south-park-s07e10c02-wrong-turn-16x9.png

2018-09-19 20:24:54 UTC

This is fucking retarded.

2018-09-19 21:39:02 UTC

Where....

2018-09-19 21:39:15 UTC

From a bank...m

2018-09-19 22:53:43 UTC

im going to demand that my pronouns are his royal highness and so forth and I demand the pesant do degrade them self as low as they get if they are going to play that game

2018-09-19 22:57:11 UTC

You cant use 'his royal highness' cause that denotes a gender. just use 'your highness'

2018-09-20 20:10:11 UTC

it was a sexual emergency?

2018-09-20 20:18:00 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-09-20 23:27:45 UTC

Tim is a leftwing fencesitter who doesnt believe in indevidual rights... ๐Ÿค” his reporting is relevant, however I dislike the inconsistency in his commentary between videos.

2018-09-20 23:28:33 UTC

@Dwarforn Yeah, he fence sits on purpose it seems

2018-09-20 23:58:51 UTC

He does seem to lean very left

2018-09-20 23:59:23 UTC

but plays to the right when it suits him

2018-09-21 00:03:46 UTC

"Maybe X is true? But I don't really know, I've never looked it up."

Then why don't you? It's not like you report on anything else. You might as well try informing yourself once in a while.

2018-09-21 00:06:35 UTC

@Fitzydog he has time to look it up too

2018-09-21 00:06:42 UTC

It's not like he does this shit live

2018-09-21 02:51:53 UTC

Guys

2018-09-21 02:52:09 UTC

the Timcast channel is literally his op ed personal opinion channel where he's always off the cuff

2018-09-21 02:52:13 UTC

bear that one in mind or something

2018-09-21 02:53:24 UTC

@King Canuck Yeah, but he's been ambivalent and uninformed on the same topics for months.

2018-09-21 02:54:15 UTC

Maybe cause he's just reacting and doesn't have much interest in persuing them cause he's busy with other stuff

2018-09-21 02:54:17 UTC

you can @ him and ask

2018-09-21 02:54:25 UTC

usually he answers

2018-09-21 02:54:28 UTC

or go to his server and ask

2018-09-21 02:55:36 UTC

idk, I feel like you can only use the fence sitting position for so long before you're just avoiding taking a side so as not to bring ire

2018-09-21 02:55:45 UTC

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป

2018-09-21 02:55:55 UTC

But that's just me

2018-09-21 12:37:39 UTC

XD

2018-09-21 12:37:43 UTC

TOP

2018-09-21 12:37:45 UTC

KEK

2018-09-21 13:43:46 UTC

you gonna need alot more than that for a hard brexit m8

Air Drop on the way

2018-09-21 20:38:10 UTC

looks like the Linux kernel project might break down after a bout of SJW bullshit

2018-09-21 20:39:10 UTC

they first won the push to make the linux kernel project adhere to a poorly written code of conduct that offers the possibility of huge regulatory abuses with no oversight

2018-09-21 20:39:20 UTC

then tried to use it to ostracize and ban key developers

2018-09-21 20:39:42 UTC

now them and many more developers are basically lining up to use the GPLv2 license to withdraw their code from the project

2018-09-21 20:50:22 UTC

Ha! you triggered my trap card!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/492799777642381322/latest.png

2018-09-21 21:35:49 UTC

did see that the developers that did not like the new coc are using going to use the nuke button and burn it all down if not the sjw fuck off

2018-09-21 22:13:37 UTC

Yep

2018-09-21 22:16:07 UTC

This guy nails it in the comments:

2018-09-21 22:16:10 UTC

First: We DEMAND to be included in your space
Second: We DEMAND you change your space to accomodate us
Third: We DEMAND you stop harassing us because you donโ€™t like our demands
Fourth: We DEMAND new laws or rules be enacted to remove โ€œYouโ€ from the space โ€œWeโ€™veโ€ created as you donโ€™t fall in line with what our vision of this space should be.
Fifth: Why donโ€™t you create your own space if you donโ€™t like it?
Sixth: We DEMAND that you not create your own space after weโ€™ve kicked you out of โ€œourโ€ space as you having your own space is inherently racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic and transphobic.
Seven: Rinse
Eight: Repeat

2018-09-21 22:16:27 UTC

actually, the comment that nails it even better is the one two down

2018-09-21 22:16:40 UTC

about how SJWs are basically unwitting corporate useful idiots

2018-09-21 22:16:51 UTC

why do you think big media help them out?

2018-09-21 22:17:47 UTC

also

2018-09-21 22:18:16 UTC

what was VERY interesting was that Linus's "I'm taking a break" comment used formatting that he's never used elsewhere

2018-09-21 22:18:33 UTC

did have a think at work, and my conclusions is that the main feeling both feminists and sjw are bound by is envy. they are envious anything they cant have that someone else have

2018-09-21 22:18:36 UTC

which seems like a dogwhistle signal of "I'm under duress"

2018-09-21 22:18:57 UTC

well, it doesn't matter what they're bound by - they're useful idiots doing someone else's biddgin

2018-09-21 22:19:23 UTC

yea envy do that to people.

2018-09-21 22:20:23 UTC

yep

2018-09-21 23:39:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/492842249030205480/unknown.png

2018-09-21 23:39:14 UTC

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2018-09-21 23:39:57 UTC

2018-09-21 23:41:25 UTC

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-09-21 23:46:27 UTC

The creator of this CoC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/492844087905615872/QQBLDr7l.png

2018-09-21 23:47:36 UTC

What a fucking cunt

2018-09-21 23:47:50 UTC

I hope they pull the plug

2018-09-21 23:47:58 UTC

HARD fork.

2018-09-21 23:53:12 UTC

wait for the salt when the people that was forced out nukes them and them makes a new community with blackjack and hookers that have a no girls allowed rule

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/492845786833485824/tenor.gif

2018-09-22 06:17:27 UTC

what about girls that identify as boys

2018-09-22 06:17:34 UTC

you transphobe

2018-09-22 06:22:13 UTC

```Marginalized people also suffer some of the unintended consequences of dogmatic insistence on meritocratic principles of governance. Studies have shown that organizational cultures that value meritocracyย often result in greater inequality.``` if you don't have the skills to do the job you don't get the job, there are plenty of straight white males that also do not have the job

2018-09-22 06:22:25 UTC

it's not inequality

2018-09-22 06:22:29 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-09-22 07:42:23 UTC

men cant have babies

2018-09-22 08:00:44 UTC

you're fired

2018-09-22 08:47:11 UTC

He worked at a journal. Can't be having freethinkers spewing their ideas all over the information highways.

2018-09-22 14:01:20 UTC

Haha wait until he survived first day of school XD

Myself, I'd rather sit on the grass ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

2018-09-22 16:25:27 UTC

who tf is that

2018-09-22 16:37:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/492809310297129001/iu.png pfff the linux bois should just throw down one of these and the sjws are rekt

2018-09-22 17:16:59 UTC

our journos can't tell the difference between protester and protestant

2018-09-22 17:18:23 UTC

lol

2018-09-22 17:19:20 UTC

@dodo.sh topky.sk
I think I found the problem

2018-09-22 17:19:32 UTC

mmhm

2018-09-22 17:19:36 UTC

it's still hillarious

2018-09-22 17:41:00 UTC

@Deleted User That there is private Pyle. Now, you look like the kind of guy, whoโ€™d fuck a man in the ass, and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

2018-09-22 20:09:25 UTC

gomer pyle the meme

2018-09-22 20:09:37 UTC

the boomer fatass that is heavily breathing

2018-09-22 20:09:41 UTC

aka sargon

2018-09-22 21:08:00 UTC

hahahaha what the

<:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-09-23 12:20:19 UTC

sadly it easyer to make a soldier then making him back to a "normal" person after he have been to a war. I think we need a lot more support for them when they are done in the army

It's Morbid Fasination but places like Bristol or San Fransico it's bridge jumpers.

In London it's jumping in front of trains

2018-09-23 12:22:57 UTC

fast easy and over in a moment.

2018-09-23 12:23:53 UTC

but jumping in front of a train is selfish as you are hurting people around you....

2018-09-23 12:28:03 UTC

In Murrica it's skyscrapers

2018-09-23 12:30:56 UTC

we are boring here in Norway, just ropes and guns for the most times

2018-09-23 12:32:15 UTC

you have so many mountains though ๐Ÿค”

2018-09-23 12:33:14 UTC

more people use the sea then the mountains to kill themselves strangely

2018-09-23 12:35:36 UTC

and if you want a fast way to die, jump in the sea in the winter. you body goes in to shock in instant and you drown soon after

Her husband walked into the Sea

2018-09-23 12:40:14 UTC

you have to be detracted to the taught of killing yourself when doing lt like that

๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟ

2018-09-23 12:43:45 UTC

I had never eaten anything I had not made by my self If I had have a deadly food allergy.

2018-09-23 12:45:49 UTC

yeah

2018-09-23 12:46:18 UTC

need to be more careful if you have allergies like that

It's an unmitigated fuck up by whoever made the sandwich.

You wouldn't believe how careful I had to be when Feeding the Homeless and I was feeding them with food I got out of Supermarket Dustbins

What if I read all the labels. The ingredient isn't listed and I give it to the wrong person

2018-09-23 12:49:09 UTC

yea, the rules around food safety is insane, if you cant be sure if a bathc of food is contaminated with something that is not on the label you are to trow it all away and clean down the equipment before making a new batch

I'm not one for Rules (I was commiting Theft and Trepass to get that food back in the day)

but the Labels got to be correct.

2018-09-23 12:54:04 UTC

it a mather of life and deah on the labels. store theft is in the long run just a number in brackets on a sheet of paper that you want keep as low as possible

Which is why we don't have to go in the bins anymore

Front Door and they give it to us

and the newspaper writes a nice story about how they give to charity

(they are giving us their trash)

2018-09-23 13:00:02 UTC

my local store give all bread and fruit waste to farmers to be used as animal food, rest is sold off at 50% before it expires so as it no local food charities here atm.

Also we have STUPID Laws about feeding the food to Farm Animals

They are utterly WRONG

2018-09-23 13:05:29 UTC

one of the farmers have pigs, and as we know pigs are natures trach compactors they eat anything as long it not raped in plastic

We have Laws I think were written by someone that has never even seen a pig, let alone owned one

2018-09-23 13:07:08 UTC

well you have people that think milk comes from the milk carton factory and not a cow

I read an Irish study and it was like 60% of 'Urban Teens' had only seen a photo of a Cow

never seen a real one

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