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2019-02-09 11:08:38 UTC

Erdogan is a boss mass respect to anyone who tortures journos

2019-02-09 11:08:58 UTC

Erdogan is just trying to eszxtablish his patriarchal caliphate. STOP GIllete

2019-02-09 11:09:11 UTC

and Maduro still has a german Journalist rotting in a cell

2019-02-09 11:09:48 UTC
2019-02-09 11:10:14 UTC

i think stefan molyneux agree

2019-02-09 11:10:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/543750536835366932/ys.JPG

2019-02-09 11:13:43 UTC

stefan molyneux is overdosing on red pills all the foam is coming out of his mouth

2019-02-09 11:26:28 UTC

Stefan should do audio books

2019-02-09 11:27:41 UTC

I'd listen

2019-02-09 11:56:57 UTC

my kid just vommed for the first time :(

2019-02-09 11:57:29 UTC

and what he says can be annoying but his voice is calming

*Rebuild. It was quite good when we left it

2019-02-09 12:08:58 UTC

true

2019-02-09 12:09:02 UTC

looks like one protestor had his hand shredded

2019-02-09 12:10:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/543765708736299008/drg.JPG

Pick up the wrong one, he's a tourist

2019-02-09 12:12:48 UTC

ye, throw back gas grenades, be sure its a gas grenade

gotta have some bravado to try throw one back when you haven't done your studies

they even put it on the TV

maybe that's a bad thing ๐Ÿค”

2019-02-09 12:46:21 UTC

"are you sure we need rice? we've definitely got some in"
'yeah I'm gonna be making lots of rice this week'
"yeah but I'm pretty sure we've got like 4 boxes already I don't think we need another 4 boxes"
'i checked we don't have any'
"okay"

2019-02-09 12:46:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/543774701512687656/20190209_124529.jpg

2019-02-09 12:46:36 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2019-02-09 12:46:48 UTC

that sounds about right

2019-02-09 12:47:04 UTC

"you think we've got enough rice now?"
'no bully'

2019-02-09 12:47:25 UTC

better get some of the big bags as well

2019-02-09 12:47:40 UTC

just to be sure

2019-02-09 12:50:13 UTC

@turtwig boil in bag? are you handicapped or something

2019-02-09 12:50:17 UTC

stock everything to no-deal brexit levels

2019-02-09 12:50:25 UTC

maybe I should just start my own rice paddies

2019-02-09 12:50:30 UTC

just in case we don't have enough rice

2019-02-09 12:50:36 UTC

@turtwig boil in bag loser

2019-02-09 12:50:51 UTC

absolutely disgusting

2019-02-09 12:51:00 UTC

@Den Rรถda Smurfen tell you what, when your mom stops cooking food for you and you have a real job instead of bunking off school every other day

2019-02-09 12:51:10 UTC

you tell me how much time you have to cook rice properly

2019-02-09 12:51:21 UTC

it doesnt take long

2019-02-09 12:51:28 UTC

fight me

2019-02-09 12:51:31 UTC

i know how to cook rice

2019-02-09 12:51:38 UTC

I know how to cook rice

2019-02-09 12:51:38 UTC

without funny bag

2019-02-09 12:51:41 UTC

no

2019-02-09 12:51:43 UTC

u gay

Rice Cooker (Asian Wife) that's a weeks supply right there

2019-02-09 12:52:08 UTC

I've got loose rice in the cupboard too lol

2019-02-09 12:52:11 UTC

ok good

2019-02-09 12:52:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/543776258841116692/20190209_125234.jpg

2019-02-09 12:53:02 UTC

that is a lot of rice

2019-02-09 12:53:36 UTC

1cup rice 2 cups water, bring it to boiling temp then take away heat, put a lid on it and let it sit for 10min.

2019-02-09 12:54:08 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ where did you get that picture of my pantry

You reckon a 4'11 woman can carry a 30kg bag of rice?

That's the day I realised why she chose me.

I'd say TurtWife is secretly Asian but the rice hasn't been eaten yet

2019-02-09 12:56:24 UTC

'shall we get some meat from the butcher?'
"yeah I guess, have we got space in the freezer?"
> buys ยฃ30 of steak and beef joints

2019-02-09 12:56:33 UTC

> no space in freezer

2019-02-09 12:56:44 UTC

I just

2019-02-09 12:56:47 UTC

BBQ-time!

2019-02-09 12:57:03 UTC

the fuck am I meant to do with all this beef

2019-02-09 12:57:51 UTC

make some space in the freezer, thow away the veggies

2019-02-09 13:01:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/543778478084980786/20190209_130121.jpg

2019-02-09 13:01:32 UTC

first bag

2019-02-09 13:01:52 UTC

meat

Invite the boys over

Your Wife needs to be banned from food shopping tho

๐Ÿ”จ BANNED <:sadgon:542112156716498955>

2019-02-09 13:12:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/543781290747625512/20190209_131223.jpg

2019-02-09 13:12:43 UTC

now to try and fit it in the feezer lol

2019-02-09 13:20:48 UTC

Is it a hate crime to tweet these pictures @ PETA? <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

TurtWife is stocking the freezer for 4 people not 3 <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-02-09 13:27:06 UTC

<:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

2019-02-09 13:34:30 UTC

The only hate crime there would be to not have reaction photos.

2019-02-09 13:37:59 UTC

"Into this mix goes Brexit, and the increasing speculation about a second referendum โ€”ย a suggestion already sparking accusations of โ€œbetrayal.โ€ Ministers, government officials and analysts fear any successful bid to overturn Brexit would provide the populist right โ€” and some on the left โ€”ย with a potentially toxic new grievance upon which to build a movement from the ashes of Nigel Farageโ€™s UKIP."

Second Referendum sits about 9%, it's not popular at all

2019-02-09 13:41:02 UTC

I'm really not sure how they could expect anything less. You cant have a referendum then complain when you dont like the answer you get. So hold another

2019-02-09 13:42:17 UTC

WELCOME TO THE SOY FIELDS MOTHER FUCKERS

2019-02-09 13:43:21 UTC

"This is the first in a three-part series on British nationalism and the internet.ย The second piece looks at the rise ofย UKIPโ€™s YouTubers. The third piece profiles far-right activistย Tommy Robinson."

2019-02-09 13:43:30 UTC

Oh boy!

2019-02-09 13:43:59 UTC

Sargon is gonna get his name out there again!

where you getting this from? <:what:382980756139409409>

2019-02-09 13:52:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/543791382549102612/Screenshot_20190209-135229_WhatsApp.jpg

2019-02-09 13:53:19 UTC

y tho

2019-02-09 13:57:39 UTC

some people are retards

2019-02-09 13:57:47 UTC

its just the way the world is @turtwig

2019-02-09 13:58:10 UTC

i like to use this https://lmgtfy.com

2019-02-09 13:58:28 UTC

let me google that for you

2019-02-09 13:59:44 UTC

yeah I'm aware of the service

2019-02-09 14:00:29 UTC

sending a screenshot of Google results felt more appropriate

2019-02-09 14:02:00 UTC

didn't even greet me just straight up

2019-02-09 14:02:08 UTC

"yo I'm too lazy to Google"

We don't just help people, we have law bills too

2019-02-09 14:21:32 UTC

and that Is why I think 99,999% of charities are a scam

2019-02-09 14:26:58 UTC

GOOD MORNING CABIN FEVER SUFFERERS

but Gamer Gat0rs never go outside?

2019-02-09 14:27:31 UTC

HM

2019-02-09 14:27:33 UTC

Its only 40 F out here.

2019-02-09 14:27:36 UTC

thats bad

2019-02-09 14:27:43 UTC

Gonna smoke ribs

2019-02-09 14:27:44 UTC

its 30F here

2019-02-09 14:27:51 UTC

we have a snow

2019-02-09 14:28:12 UTC

Fucking snow.

2019-02-09 14:28:31 UTC

i feel asleep at normie hours on accident again and now im awake at 6am on a saturday for no good reason

2019-02-09 14:28:42 UTC

Send it down here, kids will be fucking amazed.

2019-02-09 14:28:52 UTC

Morning folks! We don't have snow but it is 40f .

2019-02-09 14:29:08 UTC

put your kids in the car and drive them to the snow

2019-02-09 14:29:49 UTC

My parents would try that but by the time they got to northern Louisiana it had all melted lol

2019-02-09 14:30:07 UTC

we're good for like a week tho

2019-02-09 14:30:15 UTC

Where?

2019-02-09 14:30:20 UTC

Oregon

2019-02-09 14:30:27 UTC

Fuck that

2019-02-09 14:30:35 UTC

Too long a drive for that

2019-02-09 14:30:42 UTC

I know how that shit goes

2019-02-09 14:30:50 UTC

sometimes winter wakes up at 2PM and is like OH SHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO WINTER

2019-02-09 14:30:58 UTC

thats this february

2019-02-09 14:31:15 UTC

Fording rivers, starvation, dysentery.

2019-02-09 14:31:30 UTC

okay number one, that game does suck

2019-02-09 14:31:42 UTC

but it be fun for the whole family

2019-02-09 14:32:00 UTC

the problem with playing some faggot learning game is your skills dont carry over to Mario

2019-02-09 14:32:17 UTC

is not fun for whole family

2019-02-09 14:32:39 UTC

is only available at school

2019-02-09 14:32:58 UTC

and you have to buy disks if you want to save

2019-02-09 14:33:45 UTC

How is that an educational game? "Hunt some squirrels to not starve! Plan the shortest route which then turns into an even longer route!"

2019-02-09 14:33:51 UTC

*my mother did not buy software*
<:NPC:500042735617703967>

2019-02-09 14:34:20 UTC

well you bring up an interesting point

2019-02-09 14:34:44 UTC

it doesnt teach you *much*

2019-02-09 14:35:06 UTC

but it does teach you how to click squirrels and die of diseases you cant yet pronounce

2019-02-09 14:35:12 UTC

It teaches you dysentery is nasty shit

2019-02-09 14:35:16 UTC

i mean it is a game for 7yos

2019-02-09 14:35:39 UTC

you know, it doesnt teach you what dysentery is

2019-02-09 14:35:46 UTC

It teaches me where Oregon is and that it's a shit place that is only good because theres grass there so you can eat that.

2019-02-09 14:35:53 UTC

it doesnt teach you much at all

2019-02-09 14:35:56 UTC

True, just that it kills you.

2019-02-09 14:35:56 UTC

it was made to get money out of schools and parents under the disguise of being educational

2019-02-09 14:36:03 UTC

whoah hold on @EnderOctanus

2019-02-09 14:36:06 UTC

It worked

2019-02-09 14:36:10 UTC

do not eat the grass

2019-02-09 14:36:29 UTC

@Nordhand ๐Ÿค”

2019-02-09 14:36:35 UTC

that sounds about right

2019-02-09 14:37:02 UTC

Well it is a genuine game from an era of shit games.

2019-02-09 14:37:18 UTC

they made good games in that era what

2019-02-09 14:37:39 UTC

'Some'.

2019-02-09 14:37:49 UTC

they cant all be winners

2019-02-09 14:37:52 UTC

fucking ingrate

2019-02-09 14:38:04 UTC

compared to now, games were great

2019-02-09 14:38:12 UTC

All I can remember about computers at school was that when we was allowed to use them for educational stuff, it always ended up we playing 4D boxing when the teachers did leave the classroom

2019-02-09 14:38:32 UTC

**tropicalice#2683** was cleansed from the server.

2019-02-09 14:38:44 UTC

my elementary school had a computer lab but no *classes*

2019-02-09 14:38:46 UTC

like wtf

2019-02-09 14:39:00 UTC

we had a couple visits to the lab, and could use at lunch

2019-02-09 14:39:13 UTC

Govt makes schools have them

2019-02-09 14:39:27 UTC

they never taught us anything but they did once show us "the internet" (usenet era dialup)

2019-02-09 14:39:52 UTC

Apple ripped off all schools lol

2019-02-09 14:40:20 UTC

Taught us to code a little bit

2019-02-09 14:40:30 UTC

oof in what grade

2019-02-09 14:40:50 UTC

if someone had taught gunner to code he might actually be good at it

2019-02-09 14:40:51 UTC

6 or 7

2019-02-09 14:40:51 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2019-02-09 14:41:04 UTC

ok ih8ml

2019-02-09 14:41:41 UTC

I'll lend this to you. <:gun_mouth:510320222365024268> <:think_hang:378717098903470080>

2019-02-09 14:41:54 UTC

no thx im getting my own soon

2019-02-09 14:42:03 UTC

That made me feel old. There was no internet till I was in high school.

2019-02-09 14:42:13 UTC

my school was stupid in the way they did have dos computers but all the available books about coding and shit was basic

2019-02-09 14:42:15 UTC

bullshit there wasnt

2019-02-09 14:42:16 UTC

Im 26

2019-02-09 14:42:56 UTC

im a nigga in my early to mid thirties

2019-02-09 14:43:10 UTC

Old man

2019-02-09 14:43:14 UTC

Yeah I'm nearly 40.

2019-02-09 14:43:22 UTC

Oof.

2019-02-09 14:43:28 UTC

<:oof:494878589406150657>

2019-02-09 14:43:41 UTC

gtfo boomer

2019-02-09 14:43:43 UTC

<:boomer:514203388704063489>

2019-02-09 14:43:48 UTC

<:sad:382980750347206666>
<:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

2019-02-09 14:43:54 UTC

we are just a bunch of old farts sitting here it seems <:boomer:514203388704063489>

2019-02-09 14:43:56 UTC

this is a chat for people under 38

2019-02-09 14:44:03 UTC

Oops meant <:boomer:514203388704063489>

2019-02-09 14:44:23 UTC

Keep laughing. You'll get there.<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-02-09 14:44:24 UTC

Amen boomer <:boomer:514203388704063489>

2019-02-09 14:44:51 UTC

No the world will end before we do. Thanks old people.

2019-02-09 14:44:55 UTC

nah

2019-02-09 14:45:15 UTC

you may be older than me but i bet my health is more poor <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-02-09 14:45:49 UTC

That's not a contest I want to win.

2019-02-09 14:45:55 UTC

just wait and one day when you get up of the chair you make the classic dad getting up sounds as well

2019-02-09 14:46:12 UTC

My teeth are as worn down as a 60 yo's according to my dentist, because my jaw is set in a way forcing me to grind them.

2019-02-09 14:46:27 UTC

In ten years I will have stubs for teeth.

2019-02-09 14:46:40 UTC

I am 26.

2019-02-09 14:46:51 UTC

just get a drum and you too can claim to be a Indian then

2019-02-09 14:46:55 UTC

That's ok. They make badass implants now

2019-02-09 14:46:58 UTC

<:gun_mouth:510320222365024268>

2019-02-09 14:47:10 UTC

Expensive af

2019-02-09 14:47:12 UTC

"O wababababa. I am an Indian"

2019-02-09 14:47:36 UTC

you have to say Native American or they wont believe you

2019-02-09 14:47:36 UTC

I cant even afford to get them realigned

2019-02-09 14:47:46 UTC

make more money

2019-02-09 14:48:03 UTC

Trying. Wanna buy some vaporware?

2019-02-09 14:48:12 UTC

funny you should ask

2019-02-09 14:48:24 UTC

i *might* be in the market

2019-02-09 14:48:38 UTC

what does it not do?

2019-02-09 14:48:50 UTC

and how soon will it not be finished?

2019-02-09 14:49:32 UTC

Cool, cool. Well, I got this game that gives you some virtual starships that cost as much as a car, and it might be finished in like ten years.

2019-02-09 14:49:57 UTC

2d or 3d

2019-02-09 14:50:24 UTC

3D, unless you want it 2D, then it's 2D

2019-02-09 14:50:28 UTC

You have eight anuses?

2019-02-09 14:50:46 UTC

well do you have it or are you just memeing about that one game

2019-02-09 14:50:52 UTC

SkyGuys or whatever

2019-02-09 14:51:48 UTC

@TwinVickers its a spoof of constellation naming conventions, my facorote constellations mashed together.

2019-02-09 14:52:13 UTC

Octans and Eridanus

2019-02-09 14:52:52 UTC

the biggest vapor ware of the computer age the true black hole of money draining, Star Citizen noting beside it or above

2019-02-09 14:53:01 UTC

ah theres the name

2019-02-09 14:53:26 UTC

the game some investor looked at and said, "but what if this were *TWO* unfinished games?"

2019-02-09 14:53:38 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ

2019-02-09 14:53:39 UTC

Hahaha

2019-02-09 14:53:54 UTC

I started twinking how mashed together eight anuses would be

2019-02-09 14:54:00 UTC

To be fair I heard they are releasing more playable content

2019-02-09 14:54:01 UTC

no degen

2019-02-09 14:54:08 UTC

cleanse your mind

2019-02-09 14:54:12 UTC

<:cleanyourroom:429612328192049152>

2019-02-09 14:54:29 UTC

so do you have an actual game engine?

2019-02-09 14:54:40 UTC

@TwinVickers I'm a retard, boy, I'll take you for a ride.

2019-02-09 14:55:03 UTC

Please don't, I get car sick

2019-02-09 14:55:06 UTC

be a hipster and make a c64 game in basic

2019-02-09 14:55:32 UTC

nah just make it in gamemaker 4 and only fake the graphics

2019-02-09 14:55:32 UTC

Is there any other way to make a c64 game?

2019-02-09 14:55:35 UTC

In BASIC???

2019-02-09 14:55:53 UTC

Fuck that, RPGmaker

2019-02-09 14:56:00 UTC

Sids were fun though

2019-02-09 14:56:11 UTC

Rob Hubbard

2019-02-09 14:56:27 UTC

got any extra SID chips?

2019-02-09 14:56:32 UTC

you can be true hipster and hard code it as some insane people did use to do

2019-02-09 14:56:53 UTC

I want Black & White 2. Or was it 3?

2019-02-09 14:57:07 UTC

qwhat is that

2019-02-09 14:57:23 UTC

Lionhead Studios masterpiece

2019-02-09 14:57:30 UTC

God game

2019-02-09 14:57:36 UTC

City builder

2019-02-09 14:57:57 UTC

I've got b&w 1 & 2

2019-02-09 14:58:10 UTC

Warez

2019-02-09 14:58:11 UTC

Could teach a giant pet that it's good to shit on people and eat them

2019-02-09 14:58:15 UTC

is it made by the god game god peper molyn00b

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