Gonna smoke ribs

its 30F here

we have a snow

Fucking snow.

i feel asleep at normie hours on accident again and now im awake at 6am on a saturday for no good reason

Send it down here, kids will be fucking amazed.

Morning folks! We don't have snow but it is 40f .

put your kids in the car and drive them to the snow

My parents would try that but by the time they got to northern Louisiana it had all melted lol

we're good for like a week tho

Where?

Oregon

Fuck that

Too long a drive for that

I know how that shit goes

sometimes winter wakes up at 2PM and is like OH SHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO WINTER

thats this february

Fording rivers, starvation, dysentery.

okay number one, that game does suck

but it be fun for the whole family

the problem with playing some faggot learning game is your skills dont carry over to Mario

is not fun for whole family

is only available at school

and you have to buy disks if you want to save

How is that an educational game? "Hunt some squirrels to not starve! Plan the shortest route which then turns into an even longer route!"

*my mother did not buy software*
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well you bring up an interesting point

it doesnt teach you *much*

but it does teach you how to click squirrels and die of diseases you cant yet pronounce

It teaches you dysentery is nasty shit

i mean it is a game for 7yos

you know, it doesnt teach you what dysentery is

It teaches me where Oregon is and that it's a shit place that is only good because theres grass there so you can eat that.

it doesnt teach you much at all

True, just that it kills you.

it was made to get money out of schools and parents under the disguise of being educational

whoah hold on @EnderOctanus

It worked

do not eat the grass

@Nordhand 🤔

that sounds about right