Message from @turtwig
Discord ID: 543775828006141964
Pick up the wrong one, he's a tourist
ye, throw back gas grenades, be sure its a gas grenade
gotta have some bravado to try throw one back when you haven't done your studies
they even put it on the TV
maybe that's a bad thing 🤔
"are you sure we need rice? we've definitely got some in"
'yeah I'm gonna be making lots of rice this week'
"yeah but I'm pretty sure we've got like 4 boxes already I don't think we need another 4 boxes"
'i checked we don't have any'
"okay"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
that sounds about right
"you think we've got enough rice now?"
'no bully'
better get some of the big bags as well
just to be sure
@turtwig boil in bag? are you handicapped or something
stock everything to no-deal brexit levels
maybe I should just start my own rice paddies
just in case we don't have enough rice
@turtwig boil in bag loser
absolutely disgusting
@Den Röda Smurfen tell you what, when your mom stops cooking food for you and you have a real job instead of bunking off school every other day
you tell me how much time you have to cook rice properly
it doesnt take long
fight me
i know how to cook rice
I know how to cook rice
without funny bag
no
u gay
Rice Cooker (Asian Wife) that's a weeks supply right there
I've got loose rice in the cupboard too lol
ok good
that is a lot of rice
1cup rice 2 cups water, bring it to boiling temp then take away heat, put a lid on it and let it sit for 10min.
@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 where did you get that picture of my pantry
You reckon a 4'11 woman can carry a 30kg bag of rice?
That's the day I realised why she chose me.
I'd say TurtWife is secretly Asian but the rice hasn't been eaten yet
'shall we get some meat from the butcher?'
"yeah I guess, have we got space in the freezer?"
> buys £30 of steak and beef joints
> no space in freezer