we are just a bunch of old farts sitting here it seems <:boomer:514203388704063489>

this is a chat for people under 38

Oops meant <:boomer:514203388704063489>

Keep laughing. You'll get there.<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Amen boomer <:boomer:514203388704063489>

No the world will end before we do. Thanks old people.

nah

you may be older than me but i bet my health is more poor <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

That's not a contest I want to win.

just wait and one day when you get up of the chair you make the classic dad getting up sounds as well

My teeth are as worn down as a 60 yo's according to my dentist, because my jaw is set in a way forcing me to grind them.

In ten years I will have stubs for teeth.

I am 26.

just get a drum and you too can claim to be a Indian then

That's ok. They make badass implants now

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Expensive af

"O wababababa. I am an Indian"

you have to say Native American or they wont believe you

I cant even afford to get them realigned

make more money

Trying. Wanna buy some vaporware?

funny you should ask

i *might* be in the market

what does it not do?

and how soon will it not be finished?

Cool, cool. Well, I got this game that gives you some virtual starships that cost as much as a car, and it might be finished in like ten years.

2d or 3d

3D, unless you want it 2D, then it's 2D

You have eight anuses?

well do you have it or are you just memeing about that one game

SkyGuys or whatever

@TwinVickers its a spoof of constellation naming conventions, my facorote constellations mashed together.

Octans and Eridanus

the biggest vapor ware of the computer age the true black hole of money draining, Star Citizen noting beside it or above

ah theres the name

the game some investor looked at and said, "but what if this were *TWO* unfinished games?"

💰 💰

Hahaha

I started twinking how mashed together eight anuses would be