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2017-11-02 19:21:02 UTC

Nester, is your penis mutilated?

2017-11-02 19:21:07 UTC

Yes.

2017-11-02 19:21:13 UTC

Is this a good thing?

2017-11-02 19:21:20 UTC

I guess it is.

2017-11-02 19:21:23 UTC

Why

2017-11-02 19:21:24 UTC

?

2017-11-02 19:21:29 UTC

Don't know why.

2017-11-02 19:21:40 UTC

Why do you guess that it is good?

2017-11-02 19:21:47 UTC

Because god seems to think so.

2017-11-02 19:21:56 UTC

Why does he seem to think so?

2017-11-02 19:22:02 UTC

Don't know.

2017-11-02 19:22:06 UTC

did u just assume god's gender?

2017-11-02 19:22:14 UTC

;^)

2017-11-02 19:22:21 UTC

God doesn't have a gender.

2017-11-02 19:22:36 UTC

I'm glad you believe that

2017-11-02 19:23:27 UTC

my god does not believe in genital mutilation

2017-11-02 19:23:27 UTC

I remember this interview from Fox News:

2017-11-02 19:23:36 UTC

"I have seen God, and she is a woman"

2017-11-02 19:23:39 UTC

"Oh, wow, really?"

2017-11-02 19:23:45 UTC

my god is an Aryan male with multiple wives

2017-11-02 19:24:26 UTC

who created the Nordic race in His own image, and branches of it became brown and retarded as a curse for sinful behavior, which is the origin of all dalits

2017-11-02 19:24:57 UTC

with different species of dalits becoming cursed through different lineages

2017-11-02 19:25:20 UTC

Nester's race is dalit through the race of Cain and Ham, while others are dalit through the race of Laman

2017-11-02 19:25:30 UTC

and a few other lineages of dalitry I rarely study

2017-11-02 19:25:57 UTC

status on rejoining the mormon server

2017-11-02 19:26:05 UTC

not at the moment

2017-11-02 19:26:30 UTC

I am trying to be more active IRL in church, so I don't want to get too many sour anti-salt lake mormon ideas rattling around in my head

2017-11-02 19:26:32 UTC

thanks though

2017-11-02 19:26:49 UTC

dalits have dalit trials/struggles, which might seem stupid and pointless to you, but they're as legitimate as yours.

2017-11-02 19:26:57 UTC

no, actually they aren't

2017-11-02 19:27:07 UTC

because they have Cain for their father, they cannot go to highest heaven

2017-11-02 19:27:20 UTC

so they actually are not as legitimate as mine

2017-11-02 19:28:24 UTC

their eternal potential is constrained, where mine is limitless

2017-11-02 19:34:35 UTC

intense dalit

2017-11-02 19:35:11 UTC

Being more prone to error doesn't make you a worse person

2017-11-02 19:35:33 UTC

Sin black tinges the soul, but repentance undoes tinge

2017-11-02 19:35:57 UTC

And a sin isn't equally tinging all those commiting that sin

2017-11-02 19:36:07 UTC

It's much graver when an aryan commits dalit sins

2017-11-02 19:36:41 UTC

As the tinging is proportional to your awareness of the reality of your sin

2017-11-02 19:37:36 UTC

A nigger slitting your throat is equivalent to you littering.

2017-11-02 19:37:38 UTC

i was raised catholic, then became atheist, then tripped acid and have my own spiritual beliefs

2017-11-02 19:37:52 UTC

Then lasered your face

2017-11-02 19:37:56 UTC

yes

2017-11-02 19:38:02 UTC

no that was before

2017-11-02 19:38:12 UTC

i want to go to church again

2017-11-02 19:38:27 UTC

Laser your ass too.

2017-11-02 19:38:53 UTC

when i have the money

2017-11-02 19:38:55 UTC

XD

2017-11-02 19:39:20 UTC

prostitute yourself

2017-11-02 19:39:41 UTC

i have integrity

2017-11-02 19:42:06 UTC

what do u mean lasered face

2017-11-02 19:42:35 UTC

He lasered his face

2017-11-02 19:42:43 UTC

like laser hair removal

2017-11-02 19:45:08 UTC

why would you do that

2017-11-02 19:45:27 UTC

"Aesthetics"

2017-11-02 19:46:35 UTC

is that antifa ๐Ÿ˜น

2017-11-02 19:51:57 UTC

With a beard, you go all out or you have no beard at all

2017-11-02 19:52:09 UTC

otherwise you'll look like an ugly Persian

2017-11-02 19:52:35 UTC

The shitkid rapists in Sweden all have shitty halfbeards

2017-11-02 19:52:44 UTC

the terrorists all have full Mohammedan nap beards

What do you think about mustaches?

They are pretty cool imo

2017-11-02 19:56:00 UTC

They can be good

2017-11-02 19:56:04 UTC

Hitler had a nice one

2017-11-02 19:56:23 UTC

the military standard mustaches are hot

2017-11-02 19:56:38 UTC

are you gay

2017-11-02 19:57:26 UTC

no not really

2017-11-02 19:57:55 UTC

"A nigger slitting your throat is equivalent to you littering."

2017-11-02 19:58:02 UTC

'''not really'''

2017-11-02 19:58:06 UTC

If this is true, then the nigger isn't as good

2017-11-02 19:58:10 UTC

I'm going all out

2017-11-02 19:58:33 UTC

the black is going to something describable as hell by default

2017-11-02 19:58:38 UTC

He is a less beautiful creature, farther away from the divine

2017-11-02 19:58:38 UTC

I'm about a month in to a new projected beard record

2017-11-02 19:59:23 UTC

a black as I understand it is basically going to hell by default, the only way they can go to something you might describe as purgatory or lower heaven is if they spend their whole lives being religious and also don't marry or have children

2017-11-02 19:59:55 UTC

Why can't such a misbegotten creature receive the mercy of death? Why even let them exist if they have to go to hell?

2017-11-02 20:00:06 UTC

If they can't be any good

2017-11-02 20:00:10 UTC

well it's not "hell"

2017-11-02 20:00:14 UTC

really it's lowest heaven

2017-11-02 20:00:27 UTC

I know what the heaven of dalits would be like

2017-11-02 20:00:27 UTC

lol

2017-11-02 20:00:29 UTC

actual hell requires having a high level of responsibility and acting against it

2017-11-02 20:00:31 UTC

and they would prefer it over a higher heaven

2017-11-02 20:00:31 UTC

exactly

2017-11-02 20:00:34 UTC

they go to dalit heaven

2017-11-02 20:00:39 UTC

that's exactly what happens to them

2017-11-02 20:00:47 UTC

all the tendies and booze and big bouncing slut asses they want

2017-11-02 20:00:58 UTC

which would be hellish for us

2017-11-02 20:00:58 UTC

forever

2017-11-02 20:01:01 UTC

yes

2017-11-02 20:01:07 UTC

If I lived there I would isolate myself on a mountain

2017-11-02 20:01:12 UTC

same

2017-11-02 20:01:12 UTC

I'd be the crazy hermit

2017-11-02 20:01:45 UTC

Well, that works for me

2017-11-02 20:01:47 UTC

Put them in their own place

2017-11-02 20:01:52 UTC

everyone's happy

2017-11-02 20:02:22 UTC

dalit heaven lmao

2017-11-02 20:02:31 UTC

I genuinely hope you guys are right

2017-11-02 20:02:38 UTC

tiered heavens is a decent solution

2017-11-02 20:02:55 UTC

dalit heaven - a buffalo wild wings on every block

2017-11-02 20:03:14 UTC

dalit heaven - every day is taco tuesday

2017-11-02 20:03:20 UTC

this is just normal mormonism I am preaching

Yeah the afterlife is *definitely* more congenial to humanity's desired states of affairs.

2017-11-02 20:03:55 UTC

i guess the telestial kingdom will be like idiocracy

2017-11-02 20:04:06 UTC

of course this place will be

2017-11-02 20:04:19 UTC

Except they wouldn't have any trash avalanches

2017-11-02 20:04:31 UTC

It would just be like Second Life

2017-11-02 20:04:32 UTC

that's exactly what happens, all dalits are left **here**, immortal, playing Lord of the Flies forever

2017-11-02 20:04:55 UTC

dalit heaven - football jerseys permanently half price

2017-11-02 20:04:57 UTC

everyone better goes elsewhere and it is better

2017-11-02 20:05:40 UTC

how many tiers of heaven are there in normal mormonism

So far dalit heaven as basically this world doesn't sound too bad.

2017-11-02 20:06:35 UTC

The highest levels are probably hard for us to imagine

2017-11-02 20:06:49 UTC

i think you're misreading that exilarch

2017-11-02 20:06:57 UTC

this earth will become the celestial kingdom

2017-11-02 20:07:08 UTC

I'm wondering whether this doctrine maps with the Theosophist's concepts of planes with astral and noetic planes being higher 'heavens'

2017-11-02 20:07:46 UTC

this earth, the celestial kingdom?

2017-11-02 20:07:50 UTC

i think so yeah

2017-11-02 20:07:55 UTC

the dalits are the ones who have to go

2017-11-02 20:07:58 UTC

i like that better

2017-11-02 20:07:59 UTC

that warrants research

2017-11-02 20:08:02 UTC

That makes way more sense

2017-11-02 20:08:08 UTC

Reality is what you can think and see.

2017-11-02 20:08:12 UTC

it doesn't matter what we like, it matters what's actually right

2017-11-02 20:08:17 UTC

They shouldn't get the splendour of earth since they can't appreciate it anyway

2017-11-02 20:08:25 UTC

looking now

2017-11-02 20:08:27 UTC

Maybe we will be made to think and see differently, and earth would be made heaven.

2017-11-02 20:08:29 UTC

give them Coruscant

2017-11-02 20:08:41 UTC

with free diners on every street

2017-11-02 20:08:44 UTC

free whore houses

2017-11-02 20:08:59 UTC

this is according to mormon wiki

2017-11-02 20:09:06 UTC

I have to read this book, man

2017-11-02 20:09:10 UTC

The book of Mormon

2017-11-02 20:09:14 UTC

I'm going to get a pdf now

2017-11-02 20:09:43 UTC

this isn't in the book of mormon

2017-11-02 20:10:04 UTC

it's from the doctrine and covenants

2017-11-02 20:11:06 UTC

We're already in heaven, we realize that in glimpses, when the world's beauty manifests to us.

2017-11-02 20:11:17 UTC

interesting, forgot this

2017-11-02 20:11:23 UTC

I do not read a fucking wiki

2017-11-02 20:11:25 UTC

I am the wiki

2017-11-02 20:11:44 UTC

this is interesting - we are resurrected into tiered bodies with our degrees of glory

2017-11-02 20:12:04 UTC

a perfect righteous aryan will not be resurrected with the same sort of physical body as a screwup

2017-11-02 20:12:32 UTC

Hell and evil is detachment

2017-11-02 20:12:57 UTC

From heaven, good, god

2017-11-02 20:13:08 UTC

Vigilance, you get 48 virgins

2017-11-02 20:13:11 UTC

enjoy

2017-11-02 20:14:01 UTC

@devolved as most mormons have had both the law of consecration and the new and everlasting covenant of marriage withdrawn from them for being too dalit, I suspect most of them will be terrestrial kingdom bound

I'm just saying if I get a new body back here then what do I gotta do

2017-11-02 20:14:23 UTC

I want to live inside a giant mango, and chew on my furniture, when/if I get to heaven

You can keep all the flim flam higher tier stuff. That's for thems what don't gotta work for a living.

2017-11-02 20:15:00 UTC

I'd have a body that doesn't shit, so wouldn't skid mark my furniture and eat my own shit

2017-11-02 20:16:16 UTC

My goal for the afterlife is to exist as some kind of marble statue

2017-11-02 20:16:19 UTC

that fell off a ship

2017-11-02 20:16:26 UTC

and is now at the bottom of the mediterranean

2017-11-02 20:16:54 UTC

Don't want to experience it, @UOC ?

2017-11-02 20:17:21 UTC

I get too stimulated

2017-11-02 20:17:27 UTC

I want a less stimulating existence

2017-11-02 20:17:40 UTC

You're flawed to think that

2017-11-02 20:17:47 UTC

You'll be cleansed of your flaws in heaven.

2017-11-02 20:17:49 UTC

I'm not being very serious

2017-11-02 20:17:51 UTC

my goal for the afterlife is to become an Aryan god, and have many wives and concubines and kingdoms and posterity without end

2017-11-02 20:18:09 UTC

And then want to experience it

2017-11-02 20:19:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/375740732956475395/Epic-Folding-Beach-Chairs-Australia-27-In-How-To-Draw-A-Beach-Chair-with-Folding-Beach-Chairs-Austra.jpg

2017-11-02 20:19:49 UTC

I'd want to lie on this, in my lawn

2017-11-02 20:19:53 UTC

I'll become a folding chair...

2017-11-02 20:20:03 UTC

Talking to my neighbor.

2017-11-02 20:20:21 UTC

Sipping on juice and eating crackers.

2017-11-02 20:20:37 UTC

In heaven

2017-11-02 20:21:15 UTC

but if he came it would stop being heaven

2017-11-02 20:21:44 UTC

Yeah, but doing that in heaven is *10000...etc whatever it's like here

Cooking spare ribs by way of the coal made from Muslims

2017-11-02 20:22:22 UTC

If we end up in heaven, @Deleted User 57835c2c

2017-11-02 20:22:27 UTC

Do you want to come to my BBQ?

2017-11-02 20:22:51 UTC

if you make it to highest heaven then you will have been resurrected in an aryan body at that point

2017-11-02 20:22:57 UTC

so at that point I suppose we could be friends

2017-11-02 20:23:03 UTC

imagine just like once in a while you see a cool fish...

2017-11-02 20:23:08 UTC

some seaweed floats by....

2017-11-02 20:23:17 UTC

Cool

2017-11-02 20:23:34 UTC

We'll order KFC from dalit heaven if I mess up the steak

2017-11-02 20:23:44 UTC

it won't be able to enter

2017-11-02 20:24:08 UTC

my understanding is higher heavens can throw tablescraps overboard to lower heaven

2017-11-02 20:24:31 UTC

apparently in the afterlife, our bodies do not need food, but can eat it if we like

2017-11-02 20:24:42 UTC

Yeah

2017-11-02 20:24:45 UTC

Same thing in islam

2017-11-02 20:25:03 UTC

when I am an immortal space nazi I want to go like a decade without eating just for fun

I have never made a steak more than medium rare

2017-11-02 20:25:23 UTC

In heaven, steak would be a type of animal

2017-11-02 20:25:39 UTC

Steak cow

2017-11-02 20:25:49 UTC

Just cut off its head and eat directly

2017-11-02 20:25:53 UTC

lol

2017-11-02 20:25:59 UTC

what autism is this

2017-11-02 20:26:32 UTC

Pet it

2017-11-02 20:26:36 UTC

Bit off its head

2017-11-02 20:26:39 UTC

mmmm

2017-11-02 20:26:43 UTC

bite*

2017-11-02 20:26:50 UTC

rofl

2017-11-02 20:26:53 UTC

This is goofy

2017-11-02 20:27:25 UTC

You'd sweat pepsi

2017-11-02 20:27:31 UTC

Nester, stfu, lol

2017-11-02 20:27:32 UTC

So just lick yourself when you're thirsty

2017-11-02 20:27:38 UTC

Hahaha

i had a somalian friend in middle school. he said he used to eat camel dick but it was surely a joke.

2017-11-02 20:28:27 UTC

how could I sweat pepsi if I was holy

2017-11-02 20:28:36 UTC

Coca cola and pepsi are both garbage tier sodas

2017-11-02 20:28:45 UTC

Each of my virgin would sweat a different fruit juice

2017-11-02 20:28:52 UTC

virgins*

2017-11-02 20:29:19 UTC

Can strangle them if I want to speed up the proccess

2017-11-02 20:29:26 UTC

I want my permanently teenaged virgins to smell of vanilla and flowers

2017-11-02 20:29:47 UTC

Can eat my virgins after I fuck them

2017-11-02 20:29:47 UTC

Wow

2017-11-02 20:29:58 UTC

I leave u dickheads for 3 days

2017-11-02 20:30:03 UTC

oh hi kikelord we were talking about religion

2017-11-02 20:30:03 UTC

And already

2017-11-02 20:30:10 UTC

Apple virgin, banana virgin, ...etc

2017-11-02 20:30:11 UTC

You're having shit convos

2017-11-02 20:30:16 UTC

Yeah, this is garbage

2017-11-02 20:30:17 UTC

About coke vs pepsi

2017-11-02 20:30:17 UTC

I'm out

2017-11-02 20:30:23 UTC

lol

2017-11-02 20:31:02 UTC

Cool it with the week shit

2017-11-02 20:31:05 UTC

Weeb

2017-11-02 20:31:09 UTC

Seriously

2017-11-02 20:31:11 UTC

I don't have to listen to you

2017-11-02 20:31:23 UTC

I would really like to hear from you on voice

2017-11-02 20:31:43 UTC

You'd turn into a nigger if he spoke to you

2017-11-02 20:31:51 UTC

Do you want that?

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