Message from @UOC
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I do not read a fucking wiki
I am the wiki
PaNestheism
this is interesting - we are resurrected into tiered bodies with our degrees of glory
a perfect righteous aryan will not be resurrected with the same sort of physical body as a screwup
Hell and evil is detachment
So I get to come back here right
From heaven, good, god
Vigilance, you get 48 virgins
enjoy
well I deserve 50
But that's neither here nor there
@devolved as most mormons have had both the law of consecration and the new and everlasting covenant of marriage withdrawn from them for being too dalit, I suspect most of them will be terrestrial kingdom bound
I'm just saying if I get a new body back here then what do I gotta do
I want to live inside a giant mango, and chew on my furniture, when/if I get to heaven
You can keep all the flim flam higher tier stuff. That's for thems what don't gotta work for a living.
I'd have a body that doesn't shit, so wouldn't skid mark my furniture and eat my own shit
shitting is eugenic
My goal for the afterlife is to exist as some kind of marble statue
and is now at the bottom of the mediterranean
I get too stimulated
I want a less stimulating existence
You're flawed to think that
You'll be cleansed of your flaws in heaven.
I'm not being very serious
my goal for the afterlife is to become an Aryan god, and have many wives and concubines and kingdoms and posterity without end
And then want to experience it
I'd want to lie on this, in my lawn
I'll become a folding chair...
Talking to my neighbor.
Become Bruce Jenner's Hot Tub
Sipping on juice and eating crackers.
In heaven
Brother, heaven is here. Come to the suburbs
but if he came it would stop being heaven
Eternal summer, fresh cut lawn, lemonade
Grills are always running